Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

[Lanie]

Guys i have worked it out the next cook book is out in time for halloween.

It will have a catchy title of gruesome meals for the unexpecting. 100 recipies your friends will dread to try.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Looks as if the book may actually have some content in it now.

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sending lots of love @MancBee - the NHS has world leading cancer experts & surgeons so you’ll be looked after so so well my love, but thinking of you xx

Busy doing nothing as usual.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Guys i have worked it out the next cook book is out in time for halloween.

It will have a catchy title of gruesome meals for the unexpecting. 100 recipies your friends will dread to try.

Thread title nomination!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's going to spend the entire day on twitter getting patted on the back for sticking up some post its.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

The post it wall. So. Much. Shite.

Sending love @MancBee

 

[Lanie]

She's going to spend the entire day on twitter getting patted on the back for sticking up some post its.

She will be delighted.

 

[Flash123]

Oven chips about a quid a bag. Bag of po TAToes ( that you could actually do chips and or bombay potatoes with instead of rank oven chips) about 80p

Savvy she is not.

Careful now, that’s what Anna thingy Mogg said to her and we got gifted ‘POTATOES’ as a result

 

[misshydrangea]

Sometimes I go to the park and feed the gloves birdseed while crying

I am finished

 

[Whaa?]

She's going to spend the entire day on twitter getting patted on the back for sticking up some post its.

I had hoped they were working up to some political commentary.

 

[Lanie]

Careful now, that’s what Anna thingy Mogg said to her and we got gifted ‘POTATOES’ as a result

I hope the next potatoes is sang. It will make it special.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I have no words….

ETA. Triple jinx! The power of the rainbow falafel is strong.

 

[kachoochoo]

looks yummy! ❤

(/s obv)

eta, that's twice I've jinxed in the last 10 mins! great minds lads!

 

[Flash123]

If they didn’t have the spoons in the photo and weren’t on a weird work surface these actually look ok. Recipe is never coming though, is it?
It’s ok though I have just googled and can make these instead https://www.alphafoodie.com/easy-rainbow-vegan-falafels-5-ways/

 

[Saint_clemmie]

She's going to spend the entire day on twitter getting patted on the back for sticking up some post its.

Writing on the kitchen tiles, her rainbow wall planner, leaver arch files, hundreds of post-its. At this point we could draft another list of all Jack’s different methods of organisation. Yet never manages to achieve anything.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Or when your social media passwords are taken from you?

 

[Jelly Bean]

She's going to spend the entire day on twitter getting patted on the back for sticking up some post its.

And being soooo tired from it all.
Is this still the book that should have been done and dusted months ago? Or a new one?
It looks predictably vile and unappetising whatever. Sardine stock She probably opened her freezer and found all that lovely gifted fish had turned into juice so her wierd maverick brain thought of a cunning weeze to utilise it.

 

[Lanie]

I have no words….

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Great she ruined some spoons with paper mache and paint. Ffs!!

 

[Silver Linings]

There’s more but who can be arsed.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

The caption on the Instagram version is even more nauseating than the picture (which I’ve cropped out, just try to imagine in your minds eye “rainbow falafels”)

 

[Captainmouse]

I have no words….

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ETA. Triple jinx! The power of the rainbow falafel is strong.

What is that? Apart from bin contents
back with the teaspoons I see