Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

[MaineCoonMama]

Banana peel pancakes. Nom nom.

 

[MooBelle]

Prune and chocolate bircher.
Yum
Well, at least it will cure the constipation caused by eating her brick peach cake...

 

[Lanie]

Looks as if the book may actually have some content in it now.

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sending lots of love @MancBee - the NHS has world leading cancer experts & surgeons so you’ll be looked after so so well my love, but thinking of you xx

Yep sticking 1000s of post it notes to the wall instead of actually executing the tasks.

Totally worth it!

 

[Flash123]

This is like a food version of that horror movie ‘Truth or Dare’

 

[Hollaaa]

Oven chips saag paneer????

If that was leftover chippy chips I'd be all over it.

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

Looks as if the book may actually have some content in it now.

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Secret ingredient revealed!! At least we now know how every single dish turns out to be a shade of brown. 🖌

 

[Flash123]

I’m sorry I think this may be the thing that tips me

I know all ingredients are the same but I thought saag paneer was spinach and cheese? Why is she putting potatoes in it? And I bet instead of just serving them on the side she will mix them up into it so they will be really sorry

 

[Vanelope]

Stuffing alert! Sausage and stuffing bolognese

 

[Flash123]

Stuffing alert! Sausage and stuffing bolognese

My throat feels like the Sahara thinking about that!

 

[MooBelle]

Oh god. The fish people have commented about sending her more fish.
She's replied, apparently she's 'still working through the last lot

She still has the fish in her freezer. Ungrateful cow.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Does she mean saag aloo? It’s jollof rice all over again…

 

[Cookiecookie]

Stuffing alert! Sausage and stuffing bolognese

Why?! How can anyone hate food so very much - and get paid for such crimes too?

 

[BlendedSlop]

So. Many. Ominous. Recipes.

Black n Cheese
Spamatriciana (?)
Leek, potato and prune soup
Secret ingredient scrambly eggs
Stalk oil
Toad and friends
Sleazy cheese sauce

Is this now being branded as "A cookbook for someone you hate?"

And I'm sure at least a quarter of the recipes on that board have prunes in. If she's been testing all of these she must be constantly on the shitter.

 

[Lanie]

Secret ingredient revealed!! At least we now know how every single dish turns out to be a shade of brown. 🖌


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Oven chips about a quid a bag. Bag of po TAToes ( that you could actually do chips and or bombay potatoes with instead of rank oven chips) about 80p

Savvy she is not.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Looks as if the book may actually have some content in it now.

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sending lots of love @MancBee - the NHS has world leading cancer experts & surgeons so you’ll be looked after so so well my love, but thinking of you xx

How is this her doing 'edits'?? It looks like it's the start of a project.

 

[FrumpyCat]

Yep sticking 1000s of post it notes to the wall instead of actually executing the tasks.

Totally worth it!

Jack's doing it again, the equivalent of spending weeks on a colour coded revision timetable, instead of doing any revision.

 

[MooBelle]

Pear and bacon porridge anyone?
What type of cookbook is this? There's no pattern to it, other than sounding disgusting.

 

[kachoochoo]

PEAR AND BACON PORRIDGE??? CHICKEN AND BANANA PEEL CURRY???

what???

this is the good stuff, perfect Sunday content to ponder. thanks jack,

 

[AlexAC]

 

[Veronicaaa]

The fish people are offering her more fish?? WHHYYYYYY?