Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

A festival is my literal nightmare. A festival with Jack? Words have not been invented to describe how awful it would be.

 

[Hollaaa]

Why would you even bother cooking food at a festival? They have so many food pop ups that you could eat somewhere different every day for a month. bleeping imbeciles.

We need a post-modern ironic exclusive Harvester salad bar pop-up. Bring your own engagement ring.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

 

[Carmina-Piranha]

I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

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I love the glasses! And I'm and at this work of art... fantastic x

 

[Flash123]

I know I shouldn’t be celebrating the £20 shop but this woman from Larne (NI) has put together something that people in that area would probably eat, no rotting rainbow veg to be seen here!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Mark Morrison will come along to sing ‘Return of the Fack’

Honestly laughed out loud at that, my poor neighbours.
Thanks to Mark Morrison, the circle is complete, he was all up in Fack‘s niche back in 1996.

Spoiler: Kinda NSFW, Not Christine Keeler either

Edited to add. Omg Slopbot in gif form! That has to be up there with “it’s been 84 years” in all time classic gifs.

 

[StringyMango]

Lads, I'm doing a wholesale order of shewees.
Let me know if y'all need one.

Yes absolutely please.

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

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I only quoted so He would appear again.

Been a bit busy over on my mother thread, Sali is gifting us a chaos.

 

[schmetterling]

I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

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Partying with Slopbot until the sun rises is going to be the best night of my entire life

 

[HotesTilaire]

He’s only tiny in real life you know

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

Vlad has a suggestion for the headliners...

 

[Cookiecookie]

I think the best reality show here she would get is celebrity coach trip. That would an interesting watch... well one night in the Groucho club I decked... for looking at my sandwich etc...

She doesn't go on buses. They stink of poverty or something...

 

[HotesTilaire]

She doesn't go on buses. They stink of poverty or something...

She takes Joe Le Taxi and doesn’t even ask for a receipt.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Sarah 'I can see Russia from my house's Palin?

What was she dressed as?

It blew my mind recently to discover she never actually said that even though everyone thinks she did, it was Tina Fey on an SNL skit.

She’d been asked about how she lived so close to Russia and whether she’d gained insight from that and so her real response that you can see Russia from land in Alaska was actually true and relevant (even if it was a dodge of the insight question).

Jackie would have been after SNL for slander I’m sure.

 

[ScamSandwich]

Music? At a festivaaaal? Jimmy Nail!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Music? At a festivaaaal? Jimmy Nail!

It’s something else isn’t it. The lineup for that year was epic. The only music Jack mentioned was (singing with) Billy Bragg and Elbow.

Praise beans for the Guardian Fackstonbury article though, it can keep us fed for days during a drought.

These have probably come up before in the threads, but from that article, here’s some Guardian squiggles for the lols

“One of us“ etc etc

Green - “duck Fack, play the hits”

Orange - ”Ken Livingston on tambourine“. Yes.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Oooh, who's going to be playing though? First off, The Ramones with 'I don't wanna walk around with you'. Well, scampering around with a stab-proof vest. Who's next?

Alas, all of the Ramones are DEAD (and ngl, that makes me sad) Maybe in holographic form like they do with Elvis though?

 

[Marj24]

Why would you even bother cooking food at a festival? They have so many food pop ups that you could eat somewhere different every day for a month. bleeping imbeciles.

Eat food with taste and tecture? You are having a laugh!

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Only for the fules that didn't bring 127 items to make 2 croissants and a small pot of coffee for a one night stay

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this totally reminds me of when Adrian Mole went on an outward bound weekend with his youth club and packed loads: “thank god cheese doesn’t leak or break”

 

[Captainmouse]

I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

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Is he on Gify?