Jack Monroe #191 The sound of silence

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Rekyavikgirl said:
Here we go again. Recycling same old same old.

tldr: a placed piece on how to understand your energy bills- in the i newspaper.
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"Photo: Provided" 😬

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PortiaControl said:
Thread #63 Post #7 onwards I think.

Jack had tweeted at some point that she'd once "stood in for Ruby Rose on set". In reality she was an extra in a music video for a relatively unknown (sorry Stooshe) girlband. The video was set in a prison very much with an 'Orange is the New Black' vibe which is a programme which stars Ruby Rose.

I mean... there's exaggeration and then there's Jack's Truth.
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One of @Alansbigplate cursed morphs
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Morning all. Sorry I’m late to the party here but what the frig is going on? I’ve been unable to keep up with events due to ‘stuff’ - nothing untoward you understand, I’ve not been standing in for Ruby Rose/ripping cans open with my bare hands/applying cartoon filters to my life to make it seem more interesting/being snippy at strangers for no good reason/changing appearance like a demented chameleon. I just glanced at her Twitter and it’s like she’s disappeared. Did I miss ‘The End’?
 
bladiesla said:
The thing that is so annoying about her Glastonbury reporting is that it's more than OK not to like it and not to attend it. Or to go and say: You know what, that was not for me. Good for you, not for me. And then to move on.

What's the point of going to to a music festival and then to compain about the typical things that are part of it? Being a boring moan is really her MO, isn't it?
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It's written like a sixty year old at their first ever festival. I wonder if shhe appropriates this weirdly not youthful attitude in order to fit in with the peers of her older posho girlfriends? She doesn't realise that older poshoes can still be wild and immature etc just a bit more discreet and get away with it better due to having access to better resources for recovery periods!
 
Last known Jack was in a traigulated apart hotel in London doing tit embroidery and keeping things in a hotel fridge. She left a few MASSIVE hints about ‘treatment’ and also ‘one day at a time’ alcohol recovery type plans. Then disappeared (except for liking the odd post on Twitter, adding a tip jar and tinkering with her bio).
 
Veronicaaa said:
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This is the sore gums photo 😬 It just screams gingivitis to me. With her really strong masculine aesthetic there.

Veronicaaa said:
I think this was during her DKL / This Morning period. Weird she hasn't given them a newer one but I guess she's trying to relive her glory days of early 2020?
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Before the mean cabal of bullies made her hair fall out in fistfulls.
 
Boyo said:
Morning all. Sorry I’m late to the party here but what the frig is going on? I’ve been unable to keep up with events due to ‘stuff’ - nothing untoward you understand, I’ve not been standing in for Ruby Rose/ripping cans open with my bare hands/applying cartoon filters to my life to make it seem more interesting/being snippy at strangers for no good reason/changing appearance like a demented chameleon. I just glanced at her Twitter and it’s like she’s disappeared. Did I miss ‘The End’?
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When were you last here?

The big bad happened on 10 April, when Jack went off piste (or possibly off pissed) and tried to arrange a pile on on a CEO for having quiet school corridors, upset and insulted the students in the school's video and called them cannon fodder.

She then went on to threaten a teacher with her lawyer, told a squiggle that it was their choice for sending her sensitive personal information and how could she delete it when she didn't know where it was.

Then she started shouting about how it wasn't her fault because, autism. And how dare people not be kind because, medical treatment.

At some point the fragrant LJC returned, took the phone off her and tweeted an apology.

Started to go quiet after that.
 
FrumpyCat said:
When were you last here?

The big bad happened on 10 April, when Jack went off piste (or possibly off pissed) and tried to arrange a pile on on a CEO for having quiet school corridors, upset and insulted the students in the school's video and called them cannon fodder.

She then went on to threaten a teacher with her lawyer, told a squiggle that it was their choice for sending her sensitive personal information and how could she delete it when she didn't know where it was.

Then she started shouting about how it wasn't her fault because, autism. And how dare people not be kind because, medical treatment.

At some point the fragrant LJC returned, took the phone off her and tweeted an apology.

Started to go quiet after that.
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She also became a fashion designer with her own range of hidden message embroidered denim shirts, started living in an East London hotel, and enjoyed many free energy drinks and yakult, even though she didn't even check in with her famous name!
 
FrumpyCat said:
told a squiggle that it was their choice for sending her sensitive personal information and how could she delete it when she didn't know where it was.
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This’ll be her undoing tbh. I think a lot is unravelling but she’s got two threads of tit going on with the ICO, evidently some HMRC tit to boot, clearly no longer a resident parent if at all in contact, shocking book sales combined with the extensions and poor quality tumble dryer fluff in the latest, and on top of that she’s being crowded out of her own cheap cooking niche by likeable people that can actually cook.

Tbh I hope she’s working on the CV because she’s going to have to slum it and work a PAYE job.
 
Nottonightbabe said:
Just had a look at her page, and the tip jar button doesn't show for me anymore. Has she removed it? 🤔
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Still showing for me...

While I was there I had a quick peek at her recent likes, and, well, I now feel like we've been robbed of a "Sorry the book's late/I can't do the engagement you've already paid me for, I've just had a SEVERE QUICKSAND INCIDENT" chaos.

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Sideboard Bob said:
It’s something else isn’t it. The lineup for that year was epic. The only music Jack mentioned was (singing with) Billy Bragg and Elbow.

Praise beans for the Guardian Fackstonbury article though, it can keep us fed for days during a drought.

These have probably come up before in the threads, but from that article, here’s some Guardian squiggles for the lols

“One of us“ etc etc

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Green - “duck Fack, play the hits”

Orange - ”Ken Livingston on tambourine“. Yes. 👩‍🍳 💋

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haha, the squigs 😆...

I was also softly, gently referring to the original cabal idea to chip in and hire her...but I would like to hire Jimmy Nail for that event as well.

traumatised sideboard said:
I'm bringing refreshing tins of cold beans (rinsing is optional but preferred) and the smol robot taking hits of Energizer batteries for his headlining set.

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I loooove slopbot having a good time with his funky glasses! 🤩😍 And not a stab vest in sight!
 
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