Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

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Wtf.
Starting to think she's not a shark, she's a...

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Harrybosch said:
Need I remind you of her unruly labia? They cannot be contained.

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"last few weeks of hell" = the same as what might considered any other weeks, that of going to bed and of getting up when you feel like it and grifting a living online in-between, only with the added burden of having to apologise publicly for being a massive, ignorant and insulting, bullying smart-arse who went too far when discussing a subject that was otherwise way beyond anything she could claim an understanding of, got called out and resorted to the only face saving option left available which was to blame the cringe on some bullshit excuse that required an extended stay and an overpriced holiday hotel for implied authenticity.
 
Malkiavelli said:
"last few weeks of hell" = the same as what might considered any other weeks, that of going to bed and of getting up when you feel like it and grifting a living online in-between, only with the added burden of having to apologise publicly for being a massive, ignorant and insulting, bullying smart-arse who went too far when discussing a subject that was otherwise way beyond anything she could claim an understanding of, got called out and resorted to the only face saving option left available which was to blame the cringe on some bullshit excuse that required an extended stay and an overpriced holiday hotel for implied authenticity.
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Perhaps if she is moving there been loads of issues with the house, I'm sure it's no picnic moving during covid with all the crap in place.
 
Malkiavelli said:
"last few weeks of hell" = the same as what might considered any other weeks, that of going to bed and of getting up when you feel like it and grifting a living online in-between, only with the added burden of having to apologise publicly for being a massive, ignorant and insulting, bullying smart-arse who went too far when discussing a subject that was otherwise way beyond anything she could claim an understanding of, got called out and resorted to the only face saving option left available which was to blame the cringe on some bullshit excuse that required an extended stay and an overpriced holiday hotel for implied authenticity.
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Yeah I don’t believe there’s been hell. If it was medical, she’d have been in her own borough under the NHS. Covid restrictions have not stopped inpatient therapy at private clinics, most of which are not in *location. There’s nothing that requires weeks and weeks in a hotel.
 
Malkiavelli said:
"last few weeks of hell" = the same as what might considered any other weeks, that of going to bed and of getting up when you feel like it and grifting a living online in-between, only with the added burden of having to apologise publicly for being a massive, ignorant and insulting, bullying smart-arse who went too far when discussing a subject that was otherwise way beyond anything she could claim an understanding of, got called out and resorted to the only face saving option left available which was to blame the cringe on some bullshit excuse that required an extended stay and an overpriced holiday hotel for implied authenticity.
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Yep - that sums it up nicely.
I always think these diversion tactics are as much to pull the wool over the eyes of her agent and publisher (who must be utterly bewildered by her) as much as twitter, the people she has insulted, and here.
Her apologising to the teacher implies much panic behind the scenes. She never apologises.
The coincidence of perfectly alright apart from owie mouth, to 'Reminder I'm seriously unwell' and requiring exhaustive and prolonged treatment straight after the school/data breach debacles just seems too great.
 
"The last few weeks of hell" just makes me think that on four or five different occasions since these threads started, she's done a "I was having a breakdown, but now I'm better" (usually accompanied by a facetuned selfie). This could just be the latest installment. 🥱

Anyway, Jack facetunes the tit out of every selfie, but instead of getting better with practice, she's getting worse at it. Same with writing, same with cooking. She is a unique phenomenon, isn't she?
 
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