Jack Monroe #185 Serves zero

[MaineCoonMama]

I'm sorry, but WTF? I've run out of words..
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What does whole banana mean? Is there a whole banana in there, not mashed or anything? I'm not really a bakist so I don't know this term.

 

[Candytuft]

To be fair to Jack for a sec though, getting an unplanned eyeball tattoo in Mordor is a pretty hellish thing to go through.
During a pandemic, of all times.

And moving house. Allegedly.

 

[Bombastic]

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poked in the eye?

 

[NomDeGuerre]

That last tweet won’t make it past midnight, I’m telling you now.

 

[Emmapism]

No icing......what looks like orange....dust....

.....I'm going to bed

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

That last tweet won’t make it past midnight, I’m telling you now.

Jack will delete it at 00:01 just to spite you.

 

[PoorPatrol]

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Botox?

Please stop implying you’re seriously ill, Jack. If you were then you’d be in Southend hospital.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Botox?

Please stop implying you’re seriously ill, Jack. If you were then you’d be in Southend hospital.

But the shiny W1 doctors prescribe you speed and T no questions asked

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Candytuft]

poked in the eye?

By a tap. Those pesky bathroom sticky out things.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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Is that the same guy from earlier? The nasty one?

 

[Orphan_Black]

That cake looks like she dropped it in sawdust!

And what's Rufus' beef with her?! Second time he has gunned for her.

 

[kachoochoo]

I know nobody is owed the knowledge as to where she is and what she's doing, but the hints and breadcrumbs are bleeping atrocious

 

[Marj24]

I don't regularly have sweet treats, well maybe an individual portion once or twice a week, When I do treat myself I don't want black beans or beetroot in my brownies, I would prefer some sugar in my banana bread and hold the date syrup (my bowels are fine thanks!) #LetTreatsBeTreats

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Is that the same guy from earlier? The nasty one?

He isn't being serious. He's a blue tick comedian.

 

[lilamay]

I'm sorry, but WTF? I've run out of words..
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[heretoreaditall2019]

Spoiler: TW death, children

This is made even more sick by the very recent & public death of 8 month old Azaylia Cain due to cancers & leukaemia.

How you could see that poor family’s situation unravel in slow motion then still have it in you to sadfish & bread crumb about an entirely fabricated cancer is beyond me.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I'm sorry, but WTF? I've run out of words..
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Is she jumping on the gluten-free wagon too? The bean and beetroot horror was also g/f.

 

[kachoochoo]

Is that the same guy from earlier? The nasty one?

no, he is a tiresome, centrist comedian. he has conversed with her quite a bit

 

[xoxo]

The dark eye blotches look like the red eye remover feature in older versions of Adobe Photoshop.

I think Rufus Hound was joking. (Side note: someone on Twitter dated him recently-ish and said he’s a wrong’un.)