Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

Where is Jack?

  • In a traditional hotel

    Votes: 5 0.9%

  • In an aparthotel

    Votes: 164 27.9%

  • Crashing with Louisa

    Votes: 21 3.6%

  • Back at home

    Votes: 13 2.2%

  • Moved in beside dear heart Mancbee

    Votes: 44 7.5%

  • Living in a pumpkin she carved herself

    Votes: 20 3.4%

  • Sleepover with Marcus

    Votes: 8 1.4%

  • Staying in a castle with a really tall bed that has a meatball under 1 of the mattresses

    Votes: 42 7.2%

  • Don't care where she is

    Votes: 270 46.0%
  • Total voters
    587
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Nottonightbabe said:
So as it appears she isn't neighbouring with dear heart @MancBee, I had a look at reviews again for fridge mentions. Still only found mentions of milk being left, no other drinks.

This person obviously wasn't as special as a smol pixie, no kombucha for you review Squig 😞.

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So strange that they left a massively, nay, bizarrely stocked fridge for Jack but not other anonymous guests.
Possibly an over zealous apprentice misunderstood the guidance to leave one smol treat in each fridge.
Maybe that's why they requested she doesn't tag them in the generous yet odd fridge post, it was a MISTAKE OK

MaineCoonMama said:
She looks like a complete knob on that bike. I'm cringing so hard I think I've actually fractured a bone. I'll be taking selfies in A&E if anyone needs me.
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I'm enjoying myself thinking of her making softy softy low rumbling brrrmmmm brrrmmmm sounds, just out of earshot of the photographer.
 
Morning cable!

Deffo having some of this Jack as bowls fun!

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colouredlines said:
The foreword for Jack Monroe's Recovery Recipes by Jack Monroe:

They still wouldn't stop. Even though they knew that I was battling long-held demons, the internet bullies turned to mercilessly mocking my appearance, comparing me to pieces of crockery.

I took a deep breath, although inside I was howling like a shewolf in heat. This band of mithering ninnies, with their shadowy connections to Germany and Russia, had already destroyed my relationship and attempted to sabotage my flourishing career. I had even heard rumours that one of them, based in Manchester, had told Marcus Rashford not to work with me again, accusing me of attempting to murder him through unconventional soup ingredients.

I knew that this time, I couldn't let the trolls win.

I furiously cracked an egg into a cold frying pan, turned on the heat, and added a lick of lard and plenty of black pepper. As the egg cooked for precisely 45 seconds - the ideal time for a runny yolk and wobbly white, transluscent as the skin on an old man's hand - I told myself that I would be strong. I would turn this around.

It was not the first time I'd faced adversary. Back when I was a destitute single mum, my son once looked up at me from his bowl of Weetabix mashed with water and asked... (cont. pg 48)
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Are you Jack!!?.........
 
colouredlines said:
Don't worry, dearheart! I'm actually not very fussy about grammar and punctuation, unless I'm preparing students for an exam (in fact, I don't even like to think about it outside work).

I get far more irritated by the mistakes people make when they're trying to sound intelligent/sophisticated - misusing whom, and I instead of and me, reflexive pronouns everywhere ("please contact myself"). Jack's use of vocabulary definitely falls into this category, and I might as well get some digs in at her punctuation while I'm here! 😇
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Oh god I was re-watching some earlier LoD the other day and ended up correcting someone with 'Whom' at the exact same time as Carmichael did. The I and me thing bugs me too, I swear every time I see my mother in law we have the same conversation about how to tell which one you use when she inevitably incorrectly corrects someone and she's a damn English teacher.
 
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