Jack Monroe #184 Jack Monroe's Big Book of Boak

[DrtCrl]

Armenian Jack seems to definitely be an offshoot of Greek Jack - she's liked the second tweet in this screenshot ...

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I think that’s why she followed KK, she’s sensed an oppressed peoples bandwagon she can jump aboard.

 

[Eurgh]

Your bog standard hotel doesn't have a hob. Unless she brought a portable one/camping stove which would defo breal hotel rules. ApartHotel for sure.

Grubby frying pan but no wooden spoon. Sure.

 

[Fruitjack]

Wild garlic Jack is here, a month later than everyone else

 

[Veronicaaa]

I see she's finally hopped onto the wild garlic thing, despite not knowing or caring whether she had some in her garden just a month or so ago.
ETA snapsies, @Fruitjack

 

[waffle maker]

I think she has seen the poll and is chucking some more clues our way!

Accidently in London? Hmmmm.

 

[skronkywildcat]

Is she frying salad?

 

[Veronicaaa]

Induction hob

 

[waffle maker]

"Hello Reception how can I help you?"

"Good morning, for our records, do your fridges have caraffes in them? Are you cupbaords blue? What brand of Smeg fridge do you have? Do you sterilise your yakult? Would you provide Kimchi in an imaginary mini bar for someone in recovery?"

"I'm calling the police."

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Is she frying salad?

Ken Morley did that on Celebrity Masterchef once. It didn’t end well.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Orphan_Black]

Could she not have rung down to reception for a spoon? Oh you're a maverick, Jack!

 

[PoorPatrol]

But, that’s not wild garlic in that pan?

Is she frying salad, while listening to the Shrek soundtrack?

 

[Orphan_Black]

But, that’s not wild garlic in that pan?

Is she frying salad, while listening to the Shrek soundtrack?

We know Jack is singing that fucker out loud!

 

[Veronicaaa]

 

[waffle maker]

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Over one thousand people saw the salad frying and thought, 'I want to see more of this'.......

 

[MaineCoonMama]

She has a reverse Midas Touch when it comes to food. Instead of gold it's..well it's shit isn't it?

 

[Cookiecookie]

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That looks very shady. Recovery present maybe? Buying some more followers to entertain herself with?

I don't care where she is, it's not my house thankfully, so not my problem. It's the pathetic breadcrumbing that bothers me.

 

[Hollaaa]

She has a reverse Midas Touch when it comes to food. Instead of gold it's..well it's shit isn't it?

Can't wait to see that pan of green stuff end up brown. Such a niche talent.

 

[Malkiavelli]

Just googled 'buy twitter followers' - holy fuck, what a mad world we live in..

 

[bladiesla]

Over one thousand people saw the salad frying and thought, 'I want to see more of this'.......

I was just thinking the same.