Snark hatsWhat kind of hats? Please no slop bowls or boy caps. Maybe they could be Slopbot hats.
What can she say that will make any sense at all now? She would've been better to ages ago retweet it and simply say 'Congratulations to Marcus and Tom on this amazing initiative. Please give it your full support'.nope. Not a (LM) sausage.
That is so true and so bloody pathetic.That was all it required. But no - her ego wouldn't allow it.
I speculated a while ago when Jack was breadcrumbing about 'family issues' etc this might be something as simple as SB receiving a high school placement nearer his Dads, so a more permanent move or at least change in parental responsibilities (I don't know the correct term, sorry).That's a good guess, realistically likely too and might explain why SB is not with her.
The thing is say nigella or Nadia or Matt got in on this they would be mentioned whether they were fully involved or just let a helping hand because they wouldn't shoehorn it and turn it into something about them, to get all the attention. MR and TK are successful in their own right and only want it give something back. They are not asking for money or handouts they are just getting on and doing it.What can she say that will make any sense at all now? She would've been better to ages ago retweet it and simply say 'Congratulations to Marcus and Tom on this amazing initiative. Please give it your full support'.
That was all it required. But no - her ego wouldn't allow it.
Instead we have this rather odd and inappropriate diversion.
sorryIf she is not asking for herself then she is doing it for engagement and to make herself look good especially after the shark attack earlier.
ETA that was meant to be shark attack but shark seems apt.
Ffs SNARK attack. I am now officially a victim of
Ok but why does my brain read every recap post as a dramatic opening monologue a la Red Dwarf??
Like the non-arrival of the beige patreon postcards?The MR and TK stuff is going to be every month, and I suspect it will be mentioned in the media each and ever month. This will be a recurring issue for her.
Just as likely that the 'friend' doesn't exist at all. Anyone who contacts her seriously about it will be met with a 'got sorted, thanks' and nobody will ever be any the wiser. 'Struggling' crumbs successfully dropped, sitting there as a nice piece of ammo to launch when she's confronted about any of her recent or historic shitteryI am a little more sceptical about the idea she is heading up to Manchester. Mainly because she will crap herself at being any further that London away from Southend.
It’s far more likely, in my opinion, that she has made a fast friend in her recent therapy sessions and that person has not had opportunity to appreciate Jack in all her glory. The bunch of tweets are cringeworthy, incredibly inappropriate, but also serve to detract and distract from today’s complete blanking of her mate Marcus and his defection.
A mention of a smol pixie, but not in relation to the new initiative. There shall be clawing and, indeed, wailing, no doubt.
Marcus Rashford and Tom Kerridge are an online dream team
With their new campaign, "Full Time", the footballer and chef have joined forces to cook up a storm in the kitchen and encourage children to make healthy meals at home.www.gq-magazine.co.uk