Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

[Debarkle]

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LJC wouldn’t be eating black pudding - she’s a proper veggie isn’t she

 

[Droosie123]

So have we established if she has actually moved out of the “crappy bungalow” ?

 

[Legionnairess]

@Marmalade Atkins I missed your question on the last thread - yes I do believe she still follows me on twitter. I don't use it much these days though

I would like to thank you for bringing her to thread 31...

 

[Limey]

Tilted pan shuffle
Nudge hiss erosion

JM tweets or Kraftwerk lyrics?

Both great albums by The Fall.

 

[Ladderedtights]

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Tilted Pan Shuffle is my drag name, how dare she!

 

[Veronicaaa]

"only really dipping in and out of social media"; immediately posts a pic of her breakfast and answers questions about it

 

[narcosaurus rex]

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She's literally just a bog standard meat eater, isn't she?

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's literally just a bog standard meat eater, isn't she?

On the black pudding - yes Jack, you're definitely doing ~ethics~ right

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Begborrowsteal]

A naughty number. Stop it. You begggg

 

[Candytuft]

Reminiscence Jack gets on my nerves MORE THAN ANYTHING.
I wish someone would ask if she remembers when Sarfend was all fields.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Argh, more timeline confusions!!! (Are we sure she's not a time traveller at this point)

 

[MaineCoonMama]

She's definitely that person who doesn't listen when someone else is talking. Just waiting for them to stop so she can talk about herself.

ETA naughty number in a taxi is cringing me inside out.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

I don’t get why she’d be working in a crappy provincial nightclub while at the same time working a 24/7 shift rota in a £27k job with the fire service? Wiki says fire service was 2007-11 (below) so the entire time she was also doing club shifts?

How was it financially necessary? But also how did she fit it in, because every emergency shift worker I know works on patterns which mean they’re never available weekly, you know? I can only assume she was an extremely casual cash-in-hand for nights when they were truly desperate. That, or *deploy Jimmy Nail*

BTW - New York New York?! In the twenty-first century?!?! duck off. No wonder she’s such a tragic, prematurely middle-aged weirdo.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Reminiscence Jack gets on my nerves MORE THAN ANYTHING.
I wish someone would ask if she remembers when Sarfend was all fields.

She's one of those that starts giving unsolicited advice to younger women on what it's like to be old at 00:01 on her 30th birthday

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[kachoochoo]

cab drivers don't let you "squish a naughty number" in you berk. it's not worth the potential loss of their licence. it was a minibus, wasn't it? if, indeed, you were there at all

 

[Silver Linings]

Ding ding. This one won’t last long.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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I mean, obviously I have friends but I need new ones and I want to start a posse of pillars, right?

We can squeeze naughty numbers of us in a taxi, it will be ever so jolly!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She wants to start up her own cable