Jack Monroe #173 I take one day off and now she’s Polish?!

[narcosaurus rex]

Jack must have been too busy making slop for Del Monte, I guess.

Incidentally, according to Wikipedia:

Kerridge, whose parents divorced when he was eleven, was the elder of two brothers. His mother held down several jobs while moving the now single-parent family around several housing estates in Gloucester.[3] He attended Saintbridge Secondary School in the city,[4] and began cooking for himself and his younger brother after school while his mother was at work.

So if she DOES start flailing like she did with That Man, it'll be pretty easy to dismiss her.

Tom Kerridge may have grown up working class, but is he:

• Lesbian?
• Non-binary?
• Autistic?
• Female?
• ADHD?
• Arthritis sufferer?
• Pescetarian? (90%)
• Single mum?
• Poverty and food bank survivor?

Anyway, and Jack's mind, she's working class too. Plenty of victimhood points that Jack can still throw against him!

 

[MaineCoonMama]

It's too hot for soup, may I have just a slice of Wensleydale? Should be ok in the post.

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Superb thread title, Polish Jack was one of my favourite incarnations. Waiting for the summer when UK travel is possible again, and we get Manc/Scouse/Brummie Jack.

Erm, we don’t want her in Liverpool, thanks.

 

[Hollaaa]

I saw this in a Facebook group for the Archers that I'm in, earlier today.

Made me think of the poor fishos.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Thanks to @Falkor for the thread title nomination and @Pocahontas for the thread itself. Previous threads have had a lot worse prizes than pickle juice and 'lemon' 'drizzle' 'cake' so I feel we really did win out there

 

[Emmapism]

Thanks Poca for the new thread! Dipping in and out but a happy little paperclip this weekend

Yay for Easter hats!

'it looks like you're trying to celebrate Easter etc etc'

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Just in case she stays off Twitter for the next hour, I would like to remind you, on behalf of Jack:

 

[Captainmouse]

Thanks Poca for the new thread! Dipping in and out but a happy little paperclip this weekend

Yay for Easter hats!

'it looks like you're trying to celebrate Easter etc etc'

Your hat fits really well

 

[moosesauna]

@bowiethesdmn on a massive grunka atm but as someone who also drew far too much anime 'art' in GCSE .... too real

 

[bowiethesdmn]

@bowiethesdmn on a massive grunka atm but as someone who also drew far too much anime 'art' in GCSE .... too real

I'm so glad it wasn't just me

 

[moosesauna]

I'm so glad it wasn't just me

I'm sure there's enough out there for a support group!!! including my poor art teachers

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I really want some of those fake Jaffa cakes. Could someone pop some in a metallic padded envelope for me, sure they won’t get smashed to dust.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Harrybosch]

Easter is saved! I got some poppyseed cake filling from my Polish sklep. Very excited.

Once again, she's influenced me. If I ever place a cotswolds order, it'll be time to leave these threads.

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Im sorry, squiggle, but what about fried eggs is vegan?

 

[Limey]

Erm, we don’t want her in Liverpool, thanks.

If she ever attempts Manc Jack, I will literally have a meltdown.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It's solid. It doesn't need a gentle, patient, tilted pan shuffle (a what?!).

 

[kachoochoo]

what? so all the crispy edges I assumed were burnt egg were actually burnt cheese?!
pie jesu!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

It's solid. It doesn't need a gentle, patient, tilted pan shuffle (a what?!).

Tilted pan shuffle
Nudge hiss erosion

JM tweets or Kraftwerk lyrics?

 

[Nonnymouse]

@Marmalade Atkins I missed your question on the last thread - yes I do believe she still follows me on twitter. I don't use it much these days though

 

[Legionnairess]

I had to leave thread #31 after about 30 pages. I felt like I was intruding on something! Second hand embarrassment kicking in again I think. I did enjoy the ice lolly chat though.