BananaSmith
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Yes, absolutely x
Jack gets a bit emosh and slips off the sofa at one point (I think).
Jack Monroe #169 Please don’t argue about turnips
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Yes, absolutely x
Jack gets a bit emosh and slips off the sofa at one point (I think).
PoorPatrol
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She hoofs it, vividly!
ReginaPhalangee
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She’s just fucked off and left her publicist to advertise the book for her!
Suffolkmum
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I used to be engaged to a Capricorn and we did irritate the hell out of each other. It’s probably why I’m married to an Aries
Begborrowsteal
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Mine was torn and cut. Its not really a funny retort to say at least you avoided it.
ReginaPhalangee
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I know I’m super late with the commentary on this but it’s so baaaad. Did she down 6 vodka shots in the time she was offline?!
Lisbon
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happy first lockdown anniversary, frauen und herren – I hope everyone is celebrating with some brown slop today. But first let me gaze into my crystal ball…
The year is 2041, we’ve all moved on and people are asking ‘What did you do in the lockdown?’ More than a few of us will just say, ‘oh nothing much, don’t know where the time went..’ but we’ll all smile to ourselves and think back to that corner of the internet which was part M15, part comedy club and part support group. God, that was a year well spent!
In 2041 some of us will wonder just what Jack is up to nowadays, and might click on her Twitter for old times sake. She’ll still be there but what do you think she’ll be doing in 20 years?
I think she’s gonna end up like old man Steptoe with a house full of tut, eating pickled onions sitting in the sink cos she’s *still* so maverick. Poor SB is the son who desperately wants to get away and better himself but is prevented from doing so by old Jack being pass-agg – ‘You can’t move out now son, I’ve just done another chaos…’ or maybe ‘Oh it’s alright SB, you go on holiday and leave me here alone, I’ll be fine.. <sob>’
The year is 2041, we’ve all moved on and people are asking ‘What did you do in the lockdown?’ More than a few of us will just say, ‘oh nothing much, don’t know where the time went..’ but we’ll all smile to ourselves and think back to that corner of the internet which was part M15, part comedy club and part support group. God, that was a year well spent!
In 2041 some of us will wonder just what Jack is up to nowadays, and might click on her Twitter for old times sake. She’ll still be there but what do you think she’ll be doing in 20 years?
I think she’s gonna end up like old man Steptoe with a house full of tut, eating pickled onions sitting in the sink cos she’s *still* so maverick. Poor SB is the son who desperately wants to get away and better himself but is prevented from doing so by old Jack being pass-agg – ‘You can’t move out now son, I’ve just done another chaos…’ or maybe ‘Oh it’s alright SB, you go on holiday and leave me here alone, I’ll be fine.. <sob>’
Captainmouse
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It’s a great short cut across the square mile
Marmalade Atkins
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ReginaPhalangee
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I’m so uncomfortable, she’s crying and talking about learning to cook from Italian people and she’s deffo had a drink (in my opinion)
“I’d have dinner with my grandad...he’s dead”
I wasn't sure where the black pasta chat came from so I tried to check her insta in case it was on her stories and it's private?She...goes to the groucho club for black pasta whenever she gets her heart broken? What is this nonsense?!
Also, just noticed I am now VIPalmost a year of shitposting has finally paid off and I’ve made something of myself! Off to call my mum and let her know the good news!
CabalofBolorneaise
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It may actually turn out to be for the best for Jack that she ditched her (crappy as it still was of Jack to do) if this carries on.
ReginaPhalangee
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ah sorry, I’m watching a video from last year that @Marmalade Atkins posted and she started to cook it on there.
Marmalade Atkins
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She locked her account on Saturday night.
ReginaPhalangee
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Ok, finished the video. Thank(space)you for posting it Marmalade!
Cringefest. Her publicist did well to hold it together. Also no shade on anyone doing tipsy video calls that’s literally been most of my Saturday nights for the last year, but I don’t claim to have quit drinking
Cringefest. Her publicist did well to hold it together. Also no shade on anyone doing tipsy video calls that’s literally been most of my Saturday nights for the last year, but I don’t claim to have quit drinking
BananaSmith
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I felt sorry for her first time round. THEN kittengate happened so now I think duck it!
Lumpyspaceprincess
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Birth. Completed it mate.
alwsys with the bloody denim. We weren’t well off growing up blah blah. Whatever. I went to school with actual poor people, she has no idea. People whose parents didn’t have cars, they never went on holiday, and they certainly didn’t do extra bloody activities!
alwsys with the bloody denim. We weren’t well off growing up blah blah. Whatever. I went to school with actual poor people, she has no idea. People whose parents didn’t have cars, they never went on holiday, and they certainly didn’t do extra bloody activities!
Scotty1976
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Another Aquarius here. Is the black pasta made with squid ink ? Wouldn't think that was cheap .
Vroo
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with 1st midwife told me I wasn’t trying hard enough & if I didn’t try harder I’d be for the knife 
Cabal, I got the knife !! No ripped radiator or silence tho
colouredlines
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Yeah. I was looking through her FB photos for something a little while ago, and when the kitten pics suddenly appeared it was like a punch to the gut. I don't think I'll ever feel sorry for her again after that incident.
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