Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?

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BeautifulTrauma said:
I'm wracking my brain trying to work out what her excuse was to the man from Mel Donte....

1) ADHD
2) Autism
3) I'm in a fugue state
4) The dear friends scarf has been found and I need to collect it no questions asked
5) My two phones/two sets of AirPods/laptops have broke
6) Stepped on glass and then whacked my face on a tap (see avatar)
7) I have parental responsibility for my son tonight
8) I've finally achieved my weeks work of a talking head slot on the 6pm news tonight
9) I can't decide due to 1) or 2) which room/shed to use for the cookalong
10) I actually can't cook and so need to delay it for a day while I search BBC Good Food for a recipe I can bastardise.
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I'm honestly devastated I was so excited when I logged out of work today, (look at my sad little face Jack > 😔)

maybe she saw some of us couldn't attend/were under the weather post jab and decided to reschedule for our benefit? 😂 (hope you're feeling better soon @fauxpoor !!!)
 
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Billybellend said:
Ainsley bashing now? Is he the new target? He also has RA in his hands, I believe...
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But he knows how to chop an onion, my dear.

Just don't understand how he (and the rest of us who still have to feed ourselves and other people) manage it with arthritis - well those who don't buy frozen precut onion, at any rate.




Oh, yeah. A decent, sharp knife and technique, that's how. None of the five year old trying to cut a slab of cold Plasticene with a Play-Do knife action.

Still no vaccine account, by the way. So not even in Group 6. Probably holding onto that one for when she needs to pull out of something with 'side effects'.
 
TheDragonWithAFlagon said:
But he knows how to chop an onion, my dear.

Just don't understand how he (and the rest of us who still have to feed ourselves and other people) manage it with arthritis - well those who don't buy frozen precut onion, at any rate.




Oh, yeah. A decent, sharp knife and technique, that's how. None of the five year old trying to cut a slab of cold Plasticene with a Play-Do knife action.

Still no vaccine account, by the way. So not even in Group 6. Probably holding onto that one for when she needs to pull out of something with 'side effects'.
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Do they let you have a vaccination if you have had COVID? Here you have to wait 6 months from positive test for Oxford/ Pfizer I think. Anyone can get the Sinopharm though afaik.
 
Fucksake! I logged on a few minutes ago to see the Del Monte live. What a load of bollocks about it clashing with/overshadowing the protest tonight outside the Houses of Parliament. Jack really thinks she’s that well-known lol.

I agree with the other posters about Sister’s Uncut, they are a protest group piggybacking on the murder of poor Sarah Everard. In any event, it’s far too late to protest about the new PCSC Police bill. The Tories have an 80+ seat majority and it will unfortunately go through very easily.
 
When I think of delmont I just think of binning money in every sense of the word.

Also I don't think everyone in the whole world over is going to be live watching the protest either. They will just read the news like everyone else. Both events in my opinion are a waste of time.

I think people should be allowed to protest but this isn't going to change anyone's mind anymore than her fruit shitshow is going to make me wanna buy over priced tinned fruit.
 
I hope to god this squiggle isn't serious.
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