Jack Monroe #164 I say, has anybody seen my girlfriend's scarf?

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BeautifulTrauma said:
I'm wracking my brain trying to work out what her excuse was to the man from Mel Donte....

1) ADHD
2) Autism
3) I'm in a fugue state
4) The dear friends scarf has been found and I need to collect it no questions asked
5) My two phones/two sets of AirPods/laptops have broke
6) Stepped on glass and then whacked my face on a tap (see avatar)
7) I have parental responsibility for my son tonight
8) I've finally achieved my weeks work of a talking head slot on the 6pm news tonight
9) I can't decide due to 1) or 2) which room/shed to use for the cookalong
10) I actually can't cook and so need to delay it for a day while I search BBC Good Food for a recipe I can bastardise.
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11) Louisa Compton, Brexit tin thief had stolen the tinned pineapple
12) She forgot to get the chicken
 
MaineCoonMama said:
My dudes, it's 4am here. I had a big coffee just before I saw she'd pulled out like the unreliable knob she is. I won't be able to get back to sleep now.

I should've been smart like @Cookiecookie and stayed in bed.

#JackisWack
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Try and have a Dinosaur Nap in the day and put some coffee in the slow cooker... you need to be bright eyes and bushy tailed for the rearranged live tomorrow which will probably get pushed back again.
 
Genuinely fuming. I'd quietly put money on her standing on glass for a third time but powering through it like Alan Partridge and his spike foot. What a tremendous pillock.

Here's Psychic Slopbot's answer to the will it/won't it poll:

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