Jack Monroe #156 Super crabby ADHD faux vegan is mendacious

[pssst!]

We should write her book for her. It's not going to write itself Jack unless you have some Harry Potter style typewriter that works by itself

 

[Boyo]

So at 3:29 she tweets this:

And over 1 1/2 hours later she’s still on there tweeting!

 

[Tabitha D]

Looks like interesting dinner plans at your place. Can Traumatised Slopbot Sideboard offer you a nice drink to wash it all that down with?

Now this looks far more useful than anything Small Robot Man has ever come up with.

 

[Mel Donte]

Need more than a DOB and address? Not really. To test this I rang Coutes just now and said 'Hallo I am the Queen. This is my DOB, I am quite old, and I live at Buckingham Palace. Please close my accounts'. I didn't expect it to work but it did! Crazy!
Thanks Jack for that handy tip!

You can also just show them your tattoos

 

[Legionnairess]

There’s a squiggle replied saying she reported her (can’t do the screenshots) for very good reasons it would appear.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Wait, he eats chicken? In all those £20 shops, I never saw anything that resembled a chicken for him, just cooking scrappy bacon and the cheapest sausages.

As for his agency, does this include the time he had to pay for sausages out of his own pocket money when Jack was 'vegan'?

 

[waffle maker]

Well I am super glad the mysterious email from Go Henry got read seeing as her own agent has to communicate with her on Twitter and she is always banging on about getting billions of emails so things get lost in her inbox.

 

[Whaa?]

There’s a squiggle replied saying she reported her (can’t do the screenshots) for very good reasons it would appear.

Replied under which tweet, please? I had a quick look at tweets and replies and don't see it.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Phew, just did a speed-grunk. Well, what a pickle!

 

[Ladderedtights]

Oh Jack...

Tick tock, tick tock. Your book or your lies?

 

[Legionnairess]

Is this how you do screenshots? Hopefully I’ve done it properly

 

[Ellabella]

I do not get how she has the brass neck to be prattling on about vegan cheese minutes after being caught out as a complete and utter liar.

 

[SoulRebel]

Well I am super glad the mysterious email from Go Henry got read seeing as her own agent has to communicate with her on Twitter and she is always banging on about getting billions of emails so things get lost in her inbox.

However she manages to read ones about vodka products and invitations to be a model!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[I’MBUSY!]

Is this how you do screenshots? Hopefully I’ve done it properly

Ooft!

Lost gloves coming home to roost, Jack!

 

[pssst!]

I do not get how she has the brass neck to be prattling on about vegan cheese minutes after being caught out as a complete and utter liar.

Deflection of the highest order. Ma lord

 

[kachoochoo]

it's................ the go henry grass squiggle's account

 

[Flash123]

Burn☄☄

In the spirit of grime (which I googled this afternoon to keep up with cool big sis monroe) is Kirsty ‘sending’ her?

 

[Vroo]

I hope squiggle is not targeted by the flying monkeys now.

 

[Brian Butterfield]