Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

Just looking at that gives me quadruple heartburn, FFS

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[FeelingPrawny]

Does she ever do simply a protein, potatoes and two veg dinner?

Why ever would she do that maverick idea. When she can simply do this easily... *gestures wildly at random tit* in only 65347 steps and 68304 different flavour combos, all of which happen to be brown and sloppy.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Da fuq is that brown tit top left?

Jackfruit in cola, obvs too mavericks for you? Sling it in a ramen bowl.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[LavaFlake]

If I saw this out of context... it looks like the Swamp of Sadness from Never Ending Story.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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These all look like a terribly unfortunate evening spent on the lavatory

 

[Jumpingbeansterrapin]

That is a bushtucker trial, ~not~ a meal

 

[Duckypoo]

Lads I’m a terrible cook, this is a genuine question....
is boiling mushrooms then frying them in mayo odd?

Depends on your preference, if you want a slimy grease fungus then that's the way to go.

Grease fungi is the natural home of the slop goblin...

 

[doop]

Also, I think she is confused. Yakitori is grilled chicken - togarashi is the name of the 7-spice mix.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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If I saw this out of context... it looks like the Swamp of Sadness from Never Ending Story.

I bet it felt like the never ending story for poor @Silver Linings having to share each image as it progressively got worse and worse.

 

[hydeist]

wash your bleeping mushrooms jack

 

[NP]

Also, I think she is confused. Yakitori is grilled chicken - togarashi is the name of the 7-spice mix.

All words are the same.

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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I promise I really tried to find a better way to describe the physiological effect this compound flavour bomb has on me but really... it’s making my bumhole spasm like it’s taking big gulps of breath and then shutting tighter than a Victorian kilner jar.

It’s making me feel like the first time I watched the Human Centipede.

It’s the aftermath of the Flavour Thesaurus eating it’s rotten offspring and self combusting.

It’s making me fear my own orifices.

 

[PortiaControl]

Lads I’m a terrible cook, this is a genuine question....
is boiling mushrooms then frying them in mayo odd?

Yes, absolutely x

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Harsh. What about Louisa Compton?

 

[FeelingPrawny]

I promise I really tried to find a better way to describe the physiological effect this compound flavour bomb has on me but really... it’s making my bumhole spasm like it’s taking big gulps of breath and then shutting tighter than a Victorian kilner jar.

It’s making me feel like the first time I watched the Human Centipede.

It’s the aftermath of the Flavour Thesaurus eating it’s rotten offspring and self combusting.

It’s making me fear my own orifices.

I think I've just died from laughter at this

 

[HotesTilaire]

I need to go to sleep but....I wanna squig to tell her yakitori is chicken on a stick

Please never mention the horror that is the Human Centipede, unknowing Fraus might google it

 

[Bobtheknob]

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That is the most disgusting pile of slop I have ever seen.

 

[Terrible]

No wonder her bleeping face hurts, putting this tit in it. My eyes have died just looking at it.

 

[Silver Linings]