Jack Monroe #155 What a sad little life, Jack

[moosesauna]

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Dear Jack,

No <3

-the Cabal
xoxo

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Cascara]

I have it bookmarked! Eternal thanks to @LavaFlake for sharing it in the first place.

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Jack Monroe #66 A potato is a potato

Oh my word, she's changed her bio to include "Anti-poverty campaigner", "Activist" and "Single parent". Someone really needs to tell her that in order to be respected as somebody with the authority and credentials to speak on a topic, it takes more effort than changing your Twitter bio to suit...

tattle.life

Thankspaceyou, dear heart

 

[Pocahontas]

Honestly, that’s too many bleeping flavours in one bowl, Jack. I am appalled

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Sideboard Bob]

“Back with a bang”

 

[DandyLion]

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There’s no way she’s eaten any of that tit. Such a waste of food.

 

[LavaFlake]

I don't know how she does it but that veg looks like it hasn't been washed properly. It all just looks so... grimy?

 

[Pocahontas]

This is the way the break from social media ends, not with a bang but a boiled mushroom.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Honestly, that’s too many bleeping flavours in one bowl, Jack. I am appalled

She’s trolling you! Just after your comment, she proves the jokes on you, not ONE bowl, but dozens of them!

 

[SamFoxStuckinaCloak]

On Masterchef, contestants are always being told they’re putting too many elements on a dish. This is that x100

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Why's there always an egg. Anyone else think "Jack and coke" is just odd, considering?

 

[Emmapism]

“Back with a bang”

Back with a boak

 

[Silver Linings]

Obv. I don’t do eggs but aren’t they the expensive ones? I think BB got a shop in.

Why's there always an egg. Anyone else think "Jack and coke" is just odd, considering?

Very! Much like adding white wine.

 

[LavaFlake]

Obv. I don’t do eggs but aren’t they the expensive ones? I think BB got a shop in.

100%. Aldi actually do golden yolk but we know our dear heart would never shop there with the plebs.

 

[FeelingPrawny]

“Back with a bang”

I think the toilet will be where the bang ends up with all that 'flavoursome combo'

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Blurp]

Does she ever do simply a protein, potatoes and two veg dinner?

 

[TitsMcGee]

Da fuq is that brown tit top left?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Lads I’m a terrible cook, this is a genuine question....
is boiling mushrooms then frying them in mayo odd?