Jack Monroe #149 How dare you defile our oats?

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Vanelope]

Yorkshires need rested fridge cold batter and very hot fat. Sizzling. I use lard because my grandma did but any fat that has a high smoke point will be good (in my opinion). Three christmases in a row my Yorkshire’s have been majestic, I rarely make them, so these are my tips. For batter recipes, Nigella and James Martin are approved (all v similar tho)

 

[Walkdengirl]

Haven’t you got peas to discuss has surely got to be the next thread title

Oh yes, can we have this one please

 

[bowiethesdmn]

Most of her recipies are like what a group of students would think up at 4 am drunk with the reminents of their cupboards.
Chickpea, sausage and custard with a chopped tomato roux on a bed of suopernoodles.

Can confirm, this is exactly how my wife cooks when she comes home after a night out, and she's basically a career student

(she's highly qualified and i'm very proud of her but god the stuff she comes up with)

 

[Vanelope]

I really do use lard for that, not to be jack adjacent

 

[Harrybosch]

I really do use lard for that, not to be jack adjacent

 

[Eurgh]

You tell her viggle! Now will she DM ‘I’m human and exhausted and being bullied’ OR block and delete?

 

[TriviaNewtonJohn]

She's using that vegan bacon pointlessly on the hummus to make the point that being a vegan is expensive isn't she?

 

[Vanelope]

I can only apologise to the cabal

 

[Veronicaaa]

People are just not taking her tit today.

ETA on a Grunka so didn't realise it has already been shared!

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Why doesn't she just STFU and go watch Ski Sunday?

I'm sure she'll have some anecdote about having to ski on tea crate planks whilst all the posh kids had Salomons and Kneissls at the local dry slope. And if that's all too traumatic, Antiques Roadshow is on BBC1.

Know your demographic, Jack. The little old ladies will love that.

 

[Scarletfever]

People are just not taking her tit today.

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ETA on a Grunka so didn't realise it has already been shared!

I love this squiggle. So effectively highlighting that was Jack terms "abusive" is any comment to her that isn't the highest of praise and arse licking.

 

[Aeiouabc]

State of this

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Orphan_Black]

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This is how I found her attitude in thread 31. Nasty snarky comment, but any reprise and she goes all pity party. I'm sure a key worker is more exhausted than a hustler like you, Jack. Go milk a horse!

 

[DandyLion]

Some more replies over on Instagram...

 

[Lanie]

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I have an idea. A maverick one at that. It's 8pm by her own tweets SB will be in bed long ago so why doesn't she duck off to bed and turn her phone off if she's soo tired. It's no one else's problem that you're not sleeping ya Muppet. ( Unless all your drs are twitter)

 

[DandyLion]

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[Top Trumpd]

Good grief. I started the weekend yesterday absolutely outraged that Jack had my favourite bridge of all time in her mouth (duck off Jack I geekily adore the Forth Bridge) and ended it shouting with glee & scampering with the viggles calmly taking her nasty arse to account. Destitute my arse you fraudulent 🛎

What is this viggle exchange I keep hearing about? Have looked on insta but can’t see it?

 

[Cactusflower]

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Ooooh. I’ve finally got some time off work and she just so happens to be kicking off. What a time to be alive. I knew it would be the vegans who would take her down. She underestimated them & thought they were just a bunch of old hippies.
Go Viggels!