Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

[Veronicaaa]

What's the point?

Think this is the point

 

[Ninch55]

Mr.Tumnus Jack is the creepiest creep of them all

Discuss.


*runs and hides under the duvet

LOCK THE WARDROBE DOOR!!!!!!!

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's been quiet on twitter for the past week, so why does she make a big announcement about being quiet on twitter from now on, then proceed to spam us with idiotic #content??

 

[Peachy9]

Answer for everything, this one

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Eating oily fish?, I hope it’s from the free gift of luxury fish stashed in the freezers.

 

[Tabitha D]

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Snore.

You wouldn’t get many bags of Candy Kittens in a £20 shop, even on offer. FANCY.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Looks like she's got the start of bunions with those nasty feet

Your cats are absolutely gorgeous @MaineCoonMama.ETA are we meant to imagine she's done one of her nudie runs, hence the bare legs and feet

I also have bunions, they aren't gorgeous

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm typing away in the office, sneaking looks at my William Hill account and Tattle. The Hobbit feet pic make me laugh out loud!

 

[blurstoftimes]

Answer for everything, this one

cold water therapy? does she mean that one time she woke up at 5am to take a pic of herself putting her feet in the sea during the height of summer? and posted a poem about stones?

 

[Flumps]

Are these face tuned ANKLES??!

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This just seems a bit manic to me, and is making me a little bit twitchy.

 

[Lisbon]

Used to love running round a snowy garden in bare feet...when I was six. She's 32.

Also cold water therapy...has she duck, we'd have heard all about that one

ETA forgot about the paddle, thanks @blurstoftimes !

 

[Nebbymoo]

Wonder if the pineapple contains *sausage toffee*

 

[MancBee]

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The right foot does not look sore. What is squiggle on about?

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m sorry to say, dear hearts, that I witnessed a parent and baby bird sadly deceased on my walk this morning.

At least they went at the same time, it’s too cold for them they probably just went to sleep

Excellent shoe game there @Traazers
@MaineCoonMama can you let us know what “brought you here” when you realised Jack was a fraud? And also the names of the cats thankspaceyou

 

[Aardvark]

BBC Breakfast had a feature about cold water therapy and exercise as a way of improving immunity and health yesterday morning so maybe that's what gave her the inspiration? Because she's not mentioned anything about it before now has she?

 

[MancBee]

Answer for everything, this one

I'm sure it isn't doing her long, longer, longest, Covid any good either. Or has that been forgotten?

 

[HotesTilaire]

This just seems a bit manic to me, and is making me a little bit twitchy.

Agreed, I was just thinking that LC has gone and so has SB

 

[blurstoftimes]

I know this is very late to the conversation but I still cannot believe she makes SB go to bed at 7.30 - that is just so mean. He's in secondary school next year! I wonder if her weird parenting is partly because she has no friends so no one else's parenting to compare to. Poor kid.

Also like how the excitement about the snow is all about her and all the kerazy things she is going to do, smol little pixie that she is. If it was snowing here my immediate thought would be to take my daughter out to enjoy it.

 

[Pocahontas]

I also think attention is her evil mistress and this morning it’s telling her to photograph her feet in the snow.

 

[Eurgh]

Those ankles look ridiculous, they make her feet look like duck feet.

She definitely didn’t get any DMs from weirdos.