Jack Monroe #148 Ya prune

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Just caught up on the last few pages of the last thread and oh my god, she's so anger inducing! You're a lying, grifting horror Jack and I really wish you'd just duck off into oblivion because you're upsetting a lot of people with this poor bollocks you're pedalling. You really, really don't have a damn clue.
 
So October Jack had to have three layers of thermal vests, socks and hats on in the house because she feels the cold (I’m sure there will be receipts as I distinctly remember seeing those posts here) - even though we have had quite a mild autumn and winter, in fact it’s only gotten really cold in the last week.

Yet standing bare foot in the snow - is snow problem. It’s healing! Cold is therapy. Cold heal all and not make joints stiff.
 
Cold therapy is very trendy at the moment. I know a few people doing it (I think its called the Wim Hoff method or something). I'm a few hundred miles away (🔺️) but I think I just heard the screeching wheels of yet another bandwagon pulling into the crappy bungalow...
Yeah cold water swimming sans wet/dry suit and bare running, Ben fogle is taking part
 
If you were vegan for two years before, why are you only just doing this? Get to absolute duck.
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Aargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so fuming. Ffs . Will this madness never end. I am meant to be 🔺 writing accreditation paper. Not feeling argh 😡 with our dear heart. Could you please My dear not do anything for a few days so I can crack on.
 

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I don’t have any known ailments, arthritis or otherwise, and still think it would be a madness to go outside into my garden without all my body, particularly extremities, being covered. It’s -14C here so I think most people would find this thoroughly uncontroversial!

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posting again for some of our newer Fraus

I could have sworn I wrote this exact poem when I was 14 and mad at my mum for not allowing me to push back my curfew to midnight

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Like the last time I read it, I thought it was "the rose copper moon turns it's face from my quim". It would make more sense.

And the line "That I'm a child picking pockets of stones" really doesn't make sense either. Are the pockets made of stone? Is she picking stones from peoples pockets like some smol Artful Dodger? Is she picking other people's pockets that are made of stone?

What a load of unadulterated shite.
 
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