Jack Monroe #145 Mamapapa, why is all the food brown?

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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It's almost as if she's reaching out to an old school friend..

 

[Pocahontas]

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Christ, she’s funny. I wonder if she’s ever considered stand up.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I am waiting to hear how Pythagoras theorem has any bearing on brown slop or crappy sausage sandwiches.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[girolle]

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She probably thinks triangulation involves Pythagoras' theorem.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

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She will never revisit this pointless tweet post book , it’s James Bond all over again!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

'Come back to this post-book but mostly because' it's a lie.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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Probably true. It's the recipe itself that's been plagiarised (and bastardised beyond all edibility) from somebody else.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

Imagine the panicked emails that are flying about Rosemary’s office right now.

“The book is five days overdue and she’s wanging on about GCSE maths on Twitter”

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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Off to look up how Pythagoras is used on a daily basis..

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Poor SB getting wheeled out for Mama's cosplay again

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Christ, she’s funny. I wonder if she’s ever considered stand up.

But she is such an ickle smol pixie nobody would see her. Then she would go into peak shin kicking mode and tell everyone to duck off.

 

[Pocahontas]

Why would a teacher be taking time out of their day to drop round books like she’s royalty? All of the homeschooling is online - if anything the teacher would be advising of further online reading / activities wouldn’t they?

 

[SoulRebel]

I am waiting to hear how Pythagoras theory has any bearing on brown slop or crappy sausage sandwiches.

Jack's been busy with the BBC Bitesize learning, goes with her having a children's bank account.

 

[kachoochoo]

Item 88: explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

Off to look up how Pythagoras is used on a daily basis..

Eureka!

She puts the sodding tripod up at X height to ensure that Bae catches her sleeping at 45 degrees (or 60 when she wants it to look as though a fairy fluttering across the ceiling has taken the shot)

By the way, she needs to learn to use a dictionary rather than a Thesaurus. Vernacular is the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular country or region, not the largely incomprehensible ramblings of yer actual Food Hater.

 

[SoulRebel]

Why would a teacher be taking time out of their day to drop round books like she’s royalty? All of the homeschooling is online - if anything the teacher would be advising of further online reading / activities wouldn’t they?

But we know that Jack hides behind the sofa when she hears the doorbell!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Performance parenting... always reflecting back how brilliant parent a she is.

mine is fighting tooth and nail to do every single piece of work given to her, she hates homeschooling.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

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Marginally over deadline? Traazers on a bird? I will never tire of hearing that said in Old Chief's voice in my head We are back in Jack time as that book was due last year, last week, yesterday even! The publishers must be raging, like all of Jack's collabs, they have spent money for her to wank around on Twitter.

Edit- quoted myself like a twit

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

Eureka!

She puts the sodding tripod up at X height to ensure that Bae catches her sleeping at 45 degrees.

By the way, she needs to learn to use a dictionary rather than a Thesaurus. Vernacular is the language or dialect spoken by the ordinary people in a particular country or region, not the largely incomprehensible ramblings of yer actual Food Hater.

The lie on the hypotenuse is equal to the lies on the other two sides.