Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

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anyway, anyone else find they're not plucking chin hairs as much cos of masks? like, I finger them constantly and keep them for a big plucking session at the weekend for a treat cos real people aren't gonna see them.

I remember being 24/25 and getting like one and all the older women saying it'll only get worse and laughing. smh, they were right 😫
 
Clapster1 said:
I may be mistaken but I could swear she mentioned not too long ago that she'd been a Sunday school teacher!?!? Am I imagining this. 🤔
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No, you're not imagining it.

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I'm 32 soon and have yet to grow a chin hair (smug) however I have developed snow white hairs on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows, blaming that on homeschooling for what will be a year next month. A YEAR. Back on topic, what do we reckon the Del Monte recipe is gonna be. Mandarin curry? Blend a tin of Del Monte mandarins to make orange juice (this 'recipe' actually exists in TCC)?
 
ChickenPorridge said:
I'm 32 soon and have yet to grow a chin hair (smug) however I have developed snow white hairs on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows, blaming that on homeschooling for what will be a year next month. A YEAR. Back on topic, what do we reckon the Del Monte recipe is gonna be. Mandarin curry? Blend a tin of Del Monte mandarins to make orange juice (this 'recipe' actually exists in TCC)?
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She has a version of feijoada that uses tinned mandarins as a replacement for the oranges that, er, are not used in the traditional recipe.

(Sliced fresh oranges can be served on the side, which is not the same thing at all as dumping a tin of mandarins into a pork and bean stew #JackVsBrazil)
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
No, you're not imagining it.

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As an editor 🔺 I would have my red pen all over this tweet. Repetition of 'my god'/'my God' (purposeful, but lacking the punchy effect you think it has.) Overuse of alliteration weakens the point you're trying to make, as it is generally used in comedic writings, not serious journalist points. Would suggest reworking a bit.
 
Readers, I feel honour bound to tell you that I have just found a recipe in Veganish which includes tinned prunes. In a SOUP.

I also saw a picture of a smoky vegan cheese sauce from way back on her Instagram that she said she had been perfecting and had eaten 2.5 batches in a week and the picture was a monumental tease. I rushed to see what was the elusive method and flavours that she worked so hard to find. It’s a roux with shop bought smoked vegan cheese slices.
 
ChickenPorridge said:
I'm 32 soon and have yet to grow a chin hair (smug) however I have developed snow white hairs on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows, blaming that on homeschooling for what will be a year next month. A YEAR. Back on topic, what do we reckon the Del Monte recipe is gonna be. Mandarin curry? Blend a tin of Del Monte mandarins to make orange juice (this 'recipe' actually exists in TCC)?
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I am old enough to be your mum, and have never had a chin hair, but do have white hair in my eyebrows.
prunes on toast with marmite
 
ChickenPorridge said:
I'm 32 soon and have yet to grow a chin hair (smug) however I have developed snow white hairs on my head, eyelashes and eyebrows, blaming that on homeschooling for what will be a year next month. A YEAR. Back on topic, what do we reckon the Del Monte recipe is gonna be. Mandarin curry? Blend a tin of Del Monte mandarins to make orange juice (this 'recipe' actually exists in TCC)?
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hooefully she does something not completely tit as Ifeel sorry for her followers when they replicate the slop.

mandarin tarte Tatin could be alright
Sugar and butter and some mandarin juice to make a caramel
Place the mandarins nicely (don’t just bung)
Pre-bought puff pastry.

I might actually make this at the weekend to see if it works.
 
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