Jack Monroe #144 The man from Strictly, he say No

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Marmalade Atkins said:
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Don't forget about me, I exist!! Let me know how I can wedge myself into something else that's nothing to do with me!! I've been at a loose end since I completed my hashtag and the entire Free School Meals campaign!!!

Oh look, it's the re-emergence of 90% Vegan Jack. Absolutely get fucked. We know you're getting reamed by the IG Vegans, dear heart - this isn't at all subtle. When did she pick up the vegan mayo? Was that before or after the reduced-price Cheetos and dog-bothering?
 
MancBee said:
A 7 figure sum! That would be at least £1,000,000. That is a minimum of a million pounds. A million pounds and she refused it. Not in a million years would she refuse a million pounds.

I know there too many "millions" in that short paragraph, but it hammers home just how unbelievable it is.

Jack, here's a helpful tip. If you are going to lie, at least make it credible.
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She wouldn't turn down 3 and 6 (3 shillings and six pence for you young folk which is a very small sum)
 
queenfeline said:
Have we fully considered the fact that Jack may be an immortal vampire and is really bad at covering it up?
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That is a horrifying thought. Do you think she's been trying to throw us off the scent with all this 'ten fat cloves of garlic' nonsense? If she sleeps in a box of Transylvanian earth that would certainly explain the nails. My god, I think you're on to something 🧐
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Oh look, it's the re-emergence of 90% Vegan Jack. Absolutely get fucked. We know you're getting reamed by the IG Vegans, dear heart - this isn't at all subtle. When did she pick up the vegan mayo? Was that before or after the reduced-price Cheetos and dog-bothering?
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90% Vegan Jack reminds me. In Veganuary’s statement about dropping her, she was referred to as 98% Vegan! This just raises more questions than it answers!

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PhilHardingsHat said:
Me too. It's grating. Like people on fb calling each other Hun or some other twee nonsense. My girl is 8, I call her by her name like a normal person.
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If she doesn't want to use his name on Twitter, at least say "my son". SB is so impersonal, it is a generic term and could mean any SB. It is so dismissive of her relationship with him, like he is some sort of possession.

Another of her little habits that sets my teeth on edge.
 
kangaroobutt said:
Why does her calling him 'SB' and 'Small Boy' irk me so much????
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She’s “protecting his identity” let’s not concern ourselves that we know everything about the poor kid, from his date of birth to his address, because his idiot mum has put it all out there. As if she turned down £1M plus, to do a film of her dick life, to protect her family - but gives her whole life away on Twitter. Make it make bloody sense!!
 
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