Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

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Hollaaa said:
Covering FSM on The Last Leg at the moment. MR getting all the credit so far.
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Maybe Jack will jump out a massive cauldron of slop!

batteredcodhead said:
Long time lurker, first time poster. Blown away by the support she has, what an absolute con merchant. It's hard to keep current with these fast moving threads, but my eyes are open. Thankyou all.
Now duck off.
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Welcome, what was the last straw for you?
 
Scarletfever said:
I was wondering if school choices was the reason she's suddenly become a very vocal "Christian".

I am not in England though so I could be way off.
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You're quite right. A lot of the best schools round here that the middle class parents are dying to get into are catholic. You have to take your kid to church for a couple of years and feign interest to have a chance. Although I still think she'll do a Diane Abbott and send her kid private, then get really defensive about it.
 
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Marmalade Atkins said:
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Has she actually heated the pan? Most of those slices look half raw. Still looks marginally more palatable than the other thing.

batteredcodhead said:
Although I'm new here, and you are all brilliant, I do wonder if Jack throws out nuggets of misinformation, getting a kick from watching the reaction here. I'm sure it's been said before...
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I’m sure she does, but she’ll spend more time seething with rage than chortling/hooting with glee and rubbing her grubby little hands together
 
Readingismyhobby said:
And me. The horror of washing long hair using one of those. Especially when one end would ping off the tap😕
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I hated washing my hair under it so much I wanted to have it cut short (that and reading a lot of famous five and wanting to be George), my parents wouldn’t let me so I sneaked scissors aged about 7 and did it for myself. I did not do a great job, though it was a cut Jack would have been proud of - but I did avoid having to use that for my hair for about 6 months so small wins.

ETA my parents obviously took me to someone to get my horrific attempt sorted, but it was unavoidably short 🤣
 
Into_the_tunnel said:
Linda sausages aren’t like Richmond ones admittedly. But you really shouldn’t put them in a curry. The texture and flavour is all wrong.

If you are trying to introduce someone to that kind of replacement product, pairing them with a rich oniony gravy and a creamy mash ( both easy to veganise) would be nicer for everyone.

Getting the distinct impression none of this is actually eaten. Obviously the sweets weren’t either.
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I would've gone with either some of those fake-meat pieces (never tried them, but heard the Ooumph are nice?) or the classic chickpea and sweet potato (or just potato, as it's cheaper). Skip the mustard, should be spicy enough without it, and definitely blend the sauce (shouldn't be that watery, ick)

CabalofBolorneaise said:
I hated washing my hair under it so much I wanted to have it cut short (that and reading a lot of famous five and wanting to be George), my parents wouldn’t let me so I sneaked scissors aged about 7 and did it for myself. I did not do a great job, though it was a cut Jack would have been proud of - but I did avoid having to use that for my hair for about 6 months so small wins.

ETA my parents obviously took me to someone to get my horrific attempt sorted, but it was unavoidably short 🤣
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I also tried to cut my hair because of Famous Five! Ended up completely destroying it, got taken to the hairdressers and ended up with a bob and fringe that made me look like a 1970s Swedish pop singer 😰
 
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