Jack Monroe #135 No measurable outcomes

[Whaa?]

Not sure I can edit out the LindaMcCartney post, but what I really wanted to say was.

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I scrolled through this. A more accurate description is 'heres something I wrote recently about me, me, me.' It also introduces 40,000 plus new twitter folllowers to the tip jar.

She's been replied to by a 'Vote Leave' representative who compliments her on having become 'a popluar, well paid food expert'

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

This is all going to end with her trying to climb in Marcus Mate's window "DID YOU NOT GET MY TWEETS?".

Suddenly got this in my head to the tune of Wuthering heights:
Marcus, it’s meeeeee Jackieeeeee, I’ve come homeeeee, let me in your window.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Oh my god Garlic Conspiracy Jack has got to be up there for most tedious yet. Organic and normal garlic is now the same price - how is that not a good thing? Choice not predicated on price?
Why is her logic so fuzzy?

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

She is literally bruno Ganz ranting in the bunker at this point.

I Bruno Gantz-ed her a while back..
Seems like a lifetime ago!

 

[Lanie]

Suddenly got this in my head to the tune of Wuthering heights:
Marcus, it’s meeeeee Jackieeeeee, I’ve come homeeeee, let me in your window.

Like Clarissa mate in Clarissa explains it all. He always came up the ladder when she was at her computer.

 

[jenny2603]

Oh my god Garlic Conspiracy Jack has got to be up there for most tedious yet. Organic and normal garlic is now the same price - how is that not a good thing? Choice not predicated on price?
Why is her logic so fuzzy?

She's utterly bleeping insane. If she'd ever stood in a supermarket with a pocket full of change price checking the most trivial cheap item she'd know how quickly you lower your sights and focus on what you can buy. You don't stand around looking at stuff you know you can't afford foaming at the mouth because you can't afford bleeping organic garlic.

I Bruno Gantz-ed her a while back..
Seems like a lifetime ago!

Ha! At the time I just thought that was as funny as duck now I'm adding eerily prophetic to my review. *****Must see!

 

[moosesauna]

Also, if I was skint, and I have been in the past - I'd buy powdered garlic because it lasts much longer and will stretch further. 45p in Aldi.

Garlic salt - aka the ingredient every meal needs :')

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flash123]

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does anyone know how much a nominal fee is?

 

[bazzam]

I thought Charlie B's were basically fast food meals for lazy Tories anyway - I don't even know anyone who eats them regularly, let alone depends on them??

Never tried one myself. £7.50 for ready meal seems really expensive, and a sheperds pie or lasagne is not a treat. I would sooner spend money on a takeaway or a few luxury items, like bleeping butter or non anal tissue sausages.

 

[jenny2603]

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does anyone know how much a nominal fee is?

Half a sideboard or 10 minutes in private with a horse and a jar.

 

[NP]

Jack got paid a “five figure sum” from Hellman’s (her own words) to make 6 videos on Instagram. I would definitely consider that well paid.

 

[ComeForTheX StayForTheY]

Evening Fraus, just having a deep dive into this thread...
Companies House? Completed it, mate.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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does anyone know how much a nominal fee is?

Ask magic breakfast coz that’s where she reckons she is donating her fees to....

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Two things Jack Monroe will NEVER do:

1) Say "I'm fine, thanks for asking" when somebody asks how she is.

2) Say "I know, thanks" when somebody tells her how great it is that she is no longer struggling.

 

[Cascara]

M&S £10 dinners have been £12 for a few years now. Just sayin’....

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Two things Jack Monroe will NEVER do:

1) Say "I'm fine, thanks for asking" when somebody asks how she is.

2) Say "I know, thanks" when somebody tells her how great it is that she is no longer struggling.

3) Simply say "thank you" when someone tells her she's looking really well.

 

[Captainmouse]

Last time, it was bloody tit at first - but once it was sorted and people had it explained to them several times, it worked throughout the summer. Now, there will always be people who don't benefit -low literacy, lack of understanding, pride, no knowledge of doing things on a phone, whatever - but the majority of the problems will be ones we've already seen and dealt with in the summer, most families will already know how to use it (and will be wishing it wasn't them, but still doing it) and those who haven't can be guided and helped through.

Thing is, she wanted this, she's trying to claim credit for 'making it happen' in 24/48/72 hours (when we knew it was coming before Christmas whilst she was out spreading Covid in ASDA to pick up three copies of the Christmas Disappointment Feature). And then she's going to crow and witch about why it isn't good enough. She's the social media version of the person you offer a voucher to, who says 'well, I can't afford to go to the supermarket to spend it. Are you going to pay my bus fare?'. 'No, I don't like ordering things online. Pay for my internet'. 'I don't want ingredients, I don't have time or money to be cooking everything'. 'I don't want pre prepared stuff to reheat, who knows whether it's safe? And you need to buy me a microwave'. 'SANDWICHES? HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST WE HAVE SANDWICHES?'. 'I don't like THAT brand'. 'No, I don't want money, I want you to give me WHAT I WANT.' 'HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT?'.


Like a bloody toddler.

Ooooo oooooo @alansbigplate boss baby boss baby do boss baby

 

[Scarletfever]

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Nice of Jack to accuse supermarkets of using the "convenient excuse" of a pandemic to do whatever the duck it is her weird little brain thinks they are doing.

bleeping plank.

 

[NomDeGuerre]

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Just take the bloody compliment, Jack.