Jack Monroe #130 Or, more likely it just didn’t happen

[HarderFaster]

It's fine to ignore all the pleb non-blue tick replies but I MUST be sure to take the time to thank the really expensive steak restaurant

HASHTAG VEGANUARY

 

[FrumpyCat]

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Jack is just loving this, what happened to her £15 meal plan she promised, guck it, I could rant for pages about this.

Tldr. Jack had out-cunted herself again.

 

[Lemonsweets91]

Now back to who’s important, blue tickers & potential corporate sponsors thank you darlings xx

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Ooooh fancy! And 90% vegan.

 

[WitTank]

On a selfish level... What a way to start my time on these threads. Thank you bullies for your kindness about my ADHD, and also, begrudgingly, thank you to Jack for bringing this glorious, glorious drama

 

[Silver Linings]

She truly has no shame.

 

[FrumpyCat]

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bleep,too short, twatting bleep.

 

[Lanie]

The photo was 10 days lunches for one child, I've no idea if they vary them by age but imagine that was for a 6 foot 16 year old.

It is meant to replace the hot meal kids get at school. The only hot thing would be the potato and pasta and you would need to use a lot of fuelto bake those puny potatoes. If it's the same bread as the shielding box then it comes partially defrosted so you can't freeze it so there is no way it would be fresh by the end of those 10 days. The sandwich made with unbuttered bread and a single processed cheese slice is also pretty grim.

It does vary by area, in some areas the kid needs to go to school everyday to collect a lunchbox which is impossible for some especially if they need to pay for public transport.

I get that it's hard to cater to everyone, there are even problems with the vouchers like someone said not everyone can easily access supermarkets.

The Jamie Oliver meal plans were great, loads of ideas for good meals in there which are costed and easy to follow, also good to teach the kids to cook at the same time.

Thankyou. I never thought of it like that.

 

[HotesTilaire]

When people say these threads move too fast...
The Mary poppies thread titles suggested earlier were hilarious and they are already out of date

 

[Fruitjack]

How come ‘all of them’ had ‘a manky leek’ for breakfast but she had half left to go in the noodles?

 

[Fitnessqueen]

So she’s claiming she spoke to the person who originally tweeted the photo and they‘re bezzie mates but the squig is saying they DMed her and she had no idea that Jack had used her photo. Am I correct?

 

[Satisfying Click]

Eugh, this is all reminiscent of her tantrum about THAT MAN and landing the DKL gig. I might watch the series again for cringe and giggles

 

[Silver Linings]

She’s deleted one but i’ve lost track.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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She truly has no shame.

It really doesn’t need talking about in print media, their readership is dwindling to duck all and skews SO bleeping old too. It won’t do anything? I’d love for her to explain what she thinks will come of it other than a few extra grand in the company account? Honestly?

 

[Satisfying Click]

Nothing says, "I'm just a humble working class bean-rinser trying to buy my son a forever home ," like brown-nosing a work opportunity on Twitter, "So yah darling, think about that piece in the ST, yank a chain, yah? Lunch at Hawksmoor next week?"

 

[hollowhusk]

I have no idea how to screenshot a tweet but here is Roadside Mum's original thread. Notice she costed the food herself and Jack then stole her work without credit.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Jack, we don't have CPS over here. No one reported you to Child Protective Services. That's in the USA. You're a liar.

I thought she was referring to the Crown Prosecution Service!!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She’s deleted one but i’ve lost track.

Deleted:

 

[FrumpyCat]

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These pictures of food parcels have been doing the rounds since last spring, Jack did a bit of fake outrage then, nothing.

it is so obvious Jack doesn't give a flying duck for anyone except herself. Only interested in likes and blue tickers.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Needless to say, we are having the last laugh.

Why haven’t we had this as a thread title yet?!

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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She truly has no shame.

She is so desperate to write about this. First she claims it's her own findings and that she has a team of people investigating... Sure, Jan. Then she claims she is working "behind the scenes" with RM on twitter. Then she is pure raging because Marcus got there first. Now she's surfing on those coat tails hoping that someone will interview her or allow her to be features in an article, hopefully even claiming she is working WITH Marcus