Jack Monroe #126 Dangling her fl*ps over a Cotswold sideboard like none of it matters

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bladiesla said:
I remember a post about using small glasss for champagne/asking advice about smol glasss to get more servings per bottle. Something really stingy at least*. (That was when I had not yet muted her).

*Stingy for a person not having to live on a shoestring at least



Ah, yes, this what what I meant (was reading up and had not seen your post yet)
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I’m very glad to have it confirmed I hadn’t dreamed it up. So much has happened since then!!
 
Sorry I'm late (felt unwell and had to go to bed early last night, it didn't even involve any alcohol I'm just getting old and falling apart) but happy new year from everyone at Slopbot HQ!

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She would probably attempt to belt out Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' at her wedding. And Iiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiii will alwaaaaays love MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Beautiful. Brings a tear to the eye just to think of it.

Also 'we've had corona in the house' makes it sound like a house guest or some sort of insect infestation that hasn't actually directly affected the people in the house at all.
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Sorry I'm late (felt unwell and had to go to bed early last night, it didn't even involve any alcohol I'm just getting old and falling apart) but happy new year from everyone at Slopbot HQ!

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She would probably attempt to belt out Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' at her wedding. And Iiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiii will alwaaaaays love MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Beautiful. Brings a tear to the eye just to think of it.

Also 'we've had corona in the house' makes it sound like a house guest or some sort of insect infestation that hasn't actually directly affected the people in the house at all.
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loving Slopbot’s glasses and sparkler, genius! Happy New Year
 
Marmalade Atkins said:
That's the second reminder. Same account, 4th December:

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Looks like it's for a charity thing rather than a paid for thing.
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She won’t be interested if she can’t make any money from it then.

Edited to add, it also really grates my corned beef when squigs do the whole “I’m so sorry to bother you Empress Worker Bee Saint Jack, I’ll just genuflect in front of you before I do humbly ask if there’s any chance you could hopefully possibly gratefully send me the goods I paid for if it’s not too much trouble” Stop it! You’ve paid for a service and it’s not been delivered!!!!
 
traumatised sideboard said:
Sorry I'm late (felt unwell and had to go to bed early last night, it didn't even involve any alcohol I'm just getting old and falling apart) but happy new year from everyone at Slopbot HQ!

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She would probably attempt to belt out Whitney Houston 'I Will Always Love You' at her wedding. And Iiiiiieeeeeeeiiiiiiiieeeeeiiiii will alwaaaaays love MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Beautiful. Brings a tear to the eye just to think of it.

Also 'we've had corona in the house' makes it sound like a house guest or some sort of insect infestation that hasn't actually directly affected the people in the house at all.
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Happy New Year! “Mel Donte” will never not be funny!
Hope you’re feeling much better today 🤖 💞


 
Happy new year to my fellow Fraus and Herrs. The jerk, rice and peas was absolutely delicious last night...and tonight, youngest is using a book bought by eldest called ‘Cool Kids Cook’ to make us meatballs. Can’t recommend that book enough. Mrs. B said (not in front of the kids) ‘it’s a damn sight better than that Tin Can bleep that your sister bought for my birthday.’ 🤣
 
Emmapism said:
@kachoochoo could you add the charity books to the list?

Just because when you do it seems to set off her 'i'll show you!' reflex and maybe the charity will get their books?
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your wish is my command.



although, there's still no evidence of the slow cooker appeal charity getting theirs 😐

anyway, hi Jack 👋 we know you're reading. send these charities the books you've promised please and thankspaceyou 🥰

eta sorry! that stray sentence fragment came from an abandoned post 🤣
 
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GothPrincess said:
I have nothing to add, except I was running at Southend sea front and saw a glove on the floor. I can confirm it looked nothing like a pigeon. I would have stopped and taken a photo but I may not have been able to begin running again!
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Don't 🔺 yourself so much - there'll be a desperately Covidy but superfit frail pixie bodybuilder fish eating vegan hiding behind a lamppost with a bucket of blended lentils lying in wait for you! Next time she'll be leaving a Burberry scarf in the shape of a caterpillar there as bait!
 
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