Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[maytoseptember]

Abduction is a new one. More generally, though, it fits her MO about lying about horrendous things that are so serious, nobody feels comfortable calling her out.

Exactly! This is classic Jack.

File “child abduction” alongside “sex worker” and “violent abusive r*pist partner while pregnant”.

Jack Monroe: I was a victim of domestic abuse

Jack Monroe has come out as a victim of domestic violence.

www.pinknews.co.uk

 

[blurstoftimes]

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long covid is defined as symptoms lasting more than 12 weeks not 12 days you pathetic attention seeking demonic witch

 

[MrsOgre]

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I seriously can't believe she has written this. I am so angry at her, on a level with dead kitten and now the child abduction. Or is it all part of covid symptoms now? Has she actually had covid since March?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[blurstoftimes]

of course she was going to end the year with long covid ..was it really ever going to turn out any other way?

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

Would this have been before or after the parents started fostering?

i wouldn’t put it past her to claim it was a disgruntled birth parent, in vague enough terms that Squiggles would assume she was fostered/adopted.

 

[Citrus fruit]

If time is a blur, just check out this thread, Jack.

yep - 3 weeks ago she was visiting a friend at the sea front! It was 10 days ago Jack - 10 bleeping days, stop lying!

 

[Tabitha D]

Bloody hell. “Long Covid” is it, now, Jack?
After, what, 10 days? 2 weeks?
You are an absolute laughing stock.

 

[MrsOgre]

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[blurstoftimes]

to be fair to Jack though, writing a cookbook designed for people without tastebuds sounds like pretty much her perfect niche

 

[Terrible]

‘Ambivalent about all food’? She was posting a list of all the food in the world about five days ago!

 

[Nahhh]

Would this have been before or after the parents started fostering?

I work in fostering (dont triangulate me!), not sure about back then but these days you'd be very unlikely to be approved as a foster carer if you said that your child was traumatised from an abduction... they would not see it in the best interests of the family's birth child...

 

[appleskin]

She sure is doing a great job painting her parents in a really tit light!

 

[Lemonsweets91]

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New cookbook klaxon!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

duck me , is she a lizard person

 

[LyraBalaqua]

It’s a shame there’s no one willing to challenge her on the verbal diorrheoa she’s coming out with regarding her Covid fantasy.

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

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What music do you reckon she has playing in the background of her maverick head as she writes this toss?
I Vow To Thee My Country? Jerusalem? Zadok the Priest?

 

[MrsOgre]

Just leaving this here. Perhaps it could be renamed Monroe syndrome.

 

[Silver Linings]

Have we collectively fallen through a wormhole. How are these people not realising this doesn’t add up. Jesus christ.

 

[LavaFlake]

The neck of her too. She's been poorly for less than a fortnight. Almost everyone I know who had Covid was sick for at least that long, if not longer.

Also Louisa's article was basically like "women in her 40s had a nasty symptoms in a virus reported to have nasty symptoms over the last 10 months."

This is exactly why people have been told not mess about with Covid and take it seriously.