Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Veronicaaa]

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I'm sorry, I know it's in terrible taste but I can't stop laughing.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

If she’s making up the childhood abduction story then she is one sick individual.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Petelgeuse]

Wow. Just when you think there is no more avenues for deflection .. boom.. abduction.

 

[Professor Slop]

It's 3 weeks now? I wish I got my paychecks in Jack time.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I'm sorry, I know it's in terrible taste but I can't stop laughing.

Same. Almost speechless. Lol wtf

 

[Harrybosch]

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If time is a blur, just check out this thread, Jack.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Surely, in all her history of being Jack Monroe, disclosure about personal things, her mental health and starting online fights, an attempted abduction would be some serious ammunition for her?

Not buying it, sorry. She's clamouring for attention and trying to distract from the Express article and timeline here. If she was anyone else, I'd possibly believe them, but she has a motive and yeah, not buying it.

 

[JuliaGulia]

They are aware of the dreams?!
Isn't it just what happens when you go to sleep with a high temperature? I've had bonkers dreams any time I'm ill tbh

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[blurstoftimes]

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Jimmy Nail has officially quit. He just can't be in a million places at once and he's reaching burnout trying to keep up with Jack.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I actually believe she’s making it up as she goes along, she’s read Louisa’s account and tweaking it to form her own narrative.

She’s utterly bonkers and not in a lovable scampering urchin way.

 

[LittleMissMuffet]

Well that escalated. To which list do we add childhood abduction and mutism? I would never dream of mocking that but to suddenly announce something like that so flippantly on Twitter has me like the Genie.

 

[blurstoftimes]

I actually believe she’s making it up as she goes along, she’s read Louisa’s account and tweaking it to form her own narrative.

She’s utterly bonkers and not in a lovable scampering urchin way.

i think a chaos must be brewing because it must be absolutely killing her that Louisa is receiving more sympathy and attention right now

 

[Jay-cloth Cow]

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Is this new? I don’t recall this tale of woe before? Horrifying if real, obviously, but I reckon it’d have been wheeled out before?

In my cynical, sick of her tit having just got home from an overnight stay in hospital (I'm fine, i had/have gastroenteritis which came with dehydration so was put on a drip) so I'm thinking maybe someone other than her parents picked her up from school one day. Oh the shame of not going home in the navy landrover = abducted. Sorry if I'm being unnecessarily bad tempered, she's pissing me off today more than usual!!

 

[basse]

Long-time lurker / grunka-er, first time poster.

Can someone please explain SHE LEFT? Where can I find that thread? If SHE LEFT, then when - and why - did she come back? (Presuming SHE LEFT is the same person as BB)

 

[xoxo]

They are aware of the dreams?!
Isn't it just what happens when you go to sleep with a high temperature? I've had bonkers dreams any time I'm ill tbh

Same. I thought it was a well-known thing?

 

[PoorPatrol]

Abducted as a child.... I know this is terrible but we are talking about Jack the pathological liar here!

 

[Scarletfever]

One of her siblings must have got better Christmas presents then she did so she's back to terrorising her parents.

 

[MarthaFarkus]

Fucksake Jack, turn it in