Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[LyraBalaqua]

Jack’s Dr after her request for a zoom meeting to discuss her Covid dreams

 

[skronkywildcat]

Remember the paper butterflies with jobs for SB to do written on them every time he says he's bored? I wonder if she is still using that tactic.

 

[Dummyfingers]

I never thought I'd roll my eyes at hearing of a child's abduction, but honestly, if Jack told me the sky was blue, I'd go and have a look out of the window just to be sure. What a load of utter tosh.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Is.....is this a bad time to ask about the posting of the beige cards....?

I... I just feel like she's got so much else going on that it really would be unkind of the squiggles to mention it...

 

[Winthropp Tuesday]

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Mandy Patinkin gif.

A fanatically careful throbber.

 

[HotesTilaire]

The wired smells of long covid are fish and sulphur, I guess as shemainly eats fish with eggs she just assumes she’s always had covid?

Edit- can’t be asked to fix it. You know what I meant

 

[Montrachet]

Not sure if LC is fed up with Jack getting up in her niche, but she received a nice 'like' from Krish mate. The Head of News at Channel 4 has responded with a total of 8 laughing emojis to two senior colleagues at the company, but has chosen not to respond to these two more news-related enquires.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

The abduction claim is quite possibly the most outrageous thing she's ever thrown out to create a smokescreen. It's yet another thing people won't feel able to question the credibility of because if it genuinely happened, it's a seriously traumatic event. Personally I would have found it more believable had she not added the bit about being mute afterwards.

I feel like I'm tripping balls when she does her distortion of the fabric of space-time act. She's completed long COVID mate in record time, like a video game speedrun. Incredible. Why don't you (gently, slowly) get bent you tremendous pea-brained pillock?

 

[LyraBalaqua]

I never thought I'd roll my eyes at hearing of a child's abduction, but honestly, if Jack told me the sky was blue, I'd go and have a look out of the window just to be sure. What a load of utter tosh.

It doesn’t appear anyone’s (gently, softly, tentatively) asked her about that, who would?

 

[Raker]

Her nose appears to be growing. Again.

She can always face tune it, don’t worry...

 

[FridayFunDay]

She really does continue to excel beyond all expectations.

I think we all knew covid would land at her feet sooner or later but this is exceptional. Are we 10 days in? But she's claiming 3 weeks and now to be a long covid sufferer.

And Louisa isnt much better.

 

[Droosie123]

Abducted from a playground as a child.

Yeah course you were Jack.

 

[Hollaaa]

Every time BB is referred to as LC I get mid-00s flashbacks

 

[Imainlylurk]

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Why is she saying I'm not a therapist? You don't need to be a therapist to listen to someone who's suffering and offer some sympathetic words? In fact it's a very damaging assumption that you do.
I'd understand it if she set actual boundaries on her use of Twitter but she bleeping doesn't.

 

[Bumbear]

An amount of comments on the article about Louisa Compton. General trend:

- Possibly not the most sensible time of year (December) to be going out on super-long bike rides in the rain and lowering your immune system in the middle of a pandemic;
- Fit, mid-life / young lady has bad viral infection for 2 weeks - and?
- People who make the news shouldn’t be the news;
- How does anyone know it’s the new strain?


Strangely not one mention of the extremely famous Jack Monroe.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Tell me Jack, what is the issue Tattlers have with you?

Jack...Jack...come back.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Top result for anyone Googling "jack monroe abduction":

 

[Incywincy]

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Read the room, thousands of people are no longer able to do their jobs because they have no jobs now!!

And I thought the thread took a turn yesterday!

Again, surprised the abduction wouldn't have had an effect on the fostering. Surprised it hasn't been mentioned already.

Fuming at her absolute bullshit timeline/long covid/three weeks/wagon trainers/photoshoots etc.

Anyway, in more amusing news when Mr IW read the dream tweet out our 6 year old asked what we were talking about. We answered, "Oh, just that woman again who annoys mummy and daddy".

And 6yo said..

"Oh, the one who acts like a child by writing everything she got for Christmas down? Who even does that? Why is she behaving like a child? Even I didn't write a list of what I got and I am a child".

(This sounds absolutely made up but I swear my child said those exact words!!)

 

[MushyBeans]

I’d just like to applaud all of you for your restraint in not scampering right off to her timeline and exposing her sh*t. I’m just baffled at her gall to be honest - while simultaneously incredibly impressed at how you predicted her lies before she comes up with them (or inspired her!!)
Oh how I long for an innocent squiggle to innocently point out her inconsistencies - or to suggest that for a fuller timeline she checks on here!

 

[Harrybosch]

An amount of comments on the article about Louisa Compton. General trend:

- Possibly not the most sensible time of year (December) to be going out on super-long bike rides in the rain and lowering your immune system in the middle of a pandemic;
- Fit, mid-life / young lady has bad viral infection for 2 weeks - and?
- People who make the news shouldn’t be the news;
- How does anyone know it’s the new strain?


Strangely not one mention of the extremely famous Jack Monroe.

That whole 'article' is such a tit show. What does 'superfit' mean? Why is anyone surprised a 44 year old is feeling tit while having covid 19? The suggestion it was the new strain and that this was why she had a 'bad' case. All of it taken from a twitter thread. Piss poor 'journalism '