Jack Monroe #123 CAROLE MALONE IS AWAY

[Hollaaa]

I'm enjoying that a squiggle has advised her to aim for foods with texture if she can't taste anything.

 

[Harrybosch]

He's woven into our culture

Makes perfect sense now.

 

[Tabitha D]

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He has a blue tick, so he gets “I’ll give it a whirl” rather than “tried it, mate”.

 

[Silver Linings]

Mandy Patinkin gif.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Sorry Jack, Ryan's literally completed it, mate

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Sorry Jack, Ryan's literally completed it, mate
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Less than 14 days Ryan!!, 14 days does not equal long Covid you silly arse.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Obviously her carefulness around the virus doesn’t extend to others as she was scampering around buying newspapers on the 12th when she had someone living with her who had symptoms Or in another world she’d already had it for a week by then. It’s like Avengers: Endgame when the Ancient One shows Banner what happens when there are multiple timelines.

 

[appleskin]

Went to Asda, photo shoots,

Less than 14 days Ryan!!, 14 days does not equal long Covid you silly arse.

He probably doesn't know how long it's been. but tagging her and promoting his book before she tries to start one

 

[NomDeGuerre]

She's had it less than a fortnight. This isn't Long Covid.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

If anything she's had shortest bleeping covid known to man the way her timeline is looking. Wtf is going on? I'm so glad this place exists. Guaranteed there are people out there reading her tit and scratching their heads wondering if they're going mad!

 

[bignose28]

Crowdsourcing symptoms Jack is the cuntiest Jack.

 

[appleskin]

He probably doesn't know how long it's been. but tagging her and promoting his book before she tries to start one

Someone has informed him

ETA

 

[Skyfall]

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Mandy Patinkin gif.

Errrr your X, not X, whatever the chuff she is? Or maybe on one of your bloody trips out n aBout.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[GoLando]

He probably doesn't know how long it's been. but tagging her and promoting his book before she tries to start one

haha...could he be [one of us gif]?

 

[blurstoftimes]

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If only she had that sympathetic but firm doctor around to guide her through

 

[Harrybosch]

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I'm making assumptions based on your tweets and their timestamps.

If only she had that sympathetic but firm doctor around to guide her through

Preferably wearing lipstick.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

If L had symptoms and was in the house, JM has clearly stated that she was out and about buying newspapers whilst there was a person with Covid symptoms in the house. When you are supposed to ALL self isolate, not go out on an ago boosting trip. And she's been having 'long Covid symptoms' for around three weeks. So she's saying she went out whilst she had symptoms herself.

I wonder how many people she endangered or even potentially killed by her actions? If she had been telling the truth



Ooops, best come up with a diversion before somebody notices that - oh, let's chuck in a child abduction, stat! Nobody's going to point out the breaching of common decency/willful endangerment of innocent people in ASDA when they've just revealed a secret childhood trauma, are they?

 

[Scarletfever]

Gosh she is right - how rude of people to "assume" what is literally laid out in tweets and tattle receipts.

FFS SHE WAS YOMPING ALL OVER SOUTHEND YESTERDAY LOOKING FOR bleeping FISH AND CHIPS!!!???

 

[Jumpstart]

Less than 14 days Ryan!!, 14 days does not equal long Covid you silly arse.

She’s got Short Covid