Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

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Silver Linings said:
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JFC! How many more times can she wring this out? The whole thing lasts about 2mins & she wasn't in it for half of that🙄
'Here's me reducing a successful, intelligent & honourable young man to a subordinate position under the guise of education. I am integral to this process. I am needed'

*See also*
'Here's me belittling BB, a successful, professional at the top of her profession into a simpleton who cannot feed herself. I am integral to this process. I am needed'
 
Lanie said:
Frozen Christmas dinner. Isn't part of it the smell of Christmas food wafting through the house as you twit about eating chocolate and watching Christmas day TV.

If she prepares on Xmas Eve her Christmas should be chilled enough. Although I doubt her house is ever chilled. She will probably have some beef with a reindeer or a snarky elf.
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Oh my word frozen prawn cocktail 🤮 can you freeze lettuce?
 
Well now we know we'll be treated to a drip-feed of those GQ outtakes over the next decade 🙃 It just reminds me of teens on social media who go on the first 'big' school trip abroad to somewhere in Europe and chronicle every single insignificant event that happens which is then, of course, uploaded onto a Facebook album of about 2,376 photos.

Also (just my personal take here, but I'm sure fellow Frauen will agree) just what is the bleeping point in cooking Christmas dinner bits now and freezing them for the big day? (ETA: When buying and cooking the fresh stuff isn't an inconvenience in any way other than it just takes a bit of time to cook and assemble). It's a day of generosity, kindness, pulling out all the stops etc. Of course, given the commercialisation of Christmas, the sky is the limit with what kind of food you can afford to cook and eat (and there's something to be said for that topic, it is important) but that is absolutely a choice on her part to even entertain the idea of doing a frozen Christmas dinner. Some of my favourite and most precious Christmas memories have been being a part of the Christmas dinner rush with my nan and mum. Imagine being her son (not trying to hit below the belt here) and being told, sorry, mummy couldn't be bothered to make the dinner, so it's defrosted scraps for you.
 
Jackie actually supports UBC: Universal Basic Cotswolds

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jenny2603 said:
Because nothing screams professional journalist more than carrying on like an over excited competition winner for days after publication.
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Yasssssss. Does anyone else know any journalists or TV presenters who act like this? I don't. I've seen some extras on film sets who behave in a similar way 😂

'IT'S MY BIG BREAK! Look at this scene we filmed together. I mean I only had the one line but you can tell how well I worked with *insert any actor here*'
 
discokebab said:
Oh and for Retail Price Index Fans. I worked at Iceland for nearly 10 years and the King Prawn Ring (said to the tune of five gold riiiiiiiiiinnnggggssss) was one of the 'highlights' of the Christmas offering. It was £3 then (up to 2015) and is £4 now, but does come with a bonus pot of takeaway sweet chilli sauce for your dippyness.

For a vegan I'm coming across very obsessed with prawns, don't even know what they taste like?
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aaah I miss those adverts, Kerry Katona and her prawn ring
 
Lanie said:
Frozen Christmas dinner. Isn't part of it the smell of Christmas food wafting through the house as you twit about eating chocolate and watching Christmas day TV.

If she prepares on Xmas Eve her Christmas should be chilled enough. Although I doubt her house is ever chilled. She will probably have some beef with a reindeer or a snarky elf.
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I've got a tenner on the fox and the brambly mice getting into the crappy Bungalow because BB left a door open and making off with the turkey.
 
blurstoftimes said:
I was trying to find the pic of Jack wearing this bag and stumbled across this monstrosity. What..the...duck. I really do hope for Caroline's own sake that she doesn't exist.
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New pitch: Caroline did exist but chronic food poisoning finished her off.

Jack, using her wigs, has been involved in a series of wacky charades impersonating Caroline so people think she's still alive and healthy.

Hijinks ensue as Jack has to learn how to print labels and send post like her admin used to do, and when Caroline and Jack are both invited to the same Christmas charity gala she has to keep dipping out to switch identities. I'm thinking a hannah montana/mrs doubtfire vibe 😄 and at the end Caroline is revealed to actually still be alive
 
Debarkle said:
She’s removed her pronouns from her bio. View attachment 330502 q
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She really hates having her pronouns in her bio - she only added them after a squiggle prompted her. I find it weird that she presents herself as a spokesperson for being non-binary, she did all those articles and interviews in the ballgown/tux get-up, but won't do this? I suppose that (again) it's only useful if it helps Jack directly...
 
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