Jack Monroe #113 I beg your pardon, she’s got a hammock in her rented garden

[Scarletfever]

even if it tasted amazing (unlikely) it looks so horrible, so many sludgy elements so brown. pond scum comes to mind.

Never seen baba ghanoush served like this. Honestly what did baba ghanoush do to deserve this

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

I was trying to find the pic of Jack wearing this bag and stumbled across this monstrosity. What..the...duck. I really do hope for Caroline's own sake that she doesn't exist.

"A poached Egg on Sharp Sand a must for the discerning builder in your life."

Way behind cos BUSY.

The coriander thing is really irritating me. Does she realise the "dish soap" coriander thing is genetic? Therefore it either does or doesn't taste that way to you and always has - it doesn't suddenly switch as she stated it did with her. Fair enough you can just not like it, I don't like it, but that doesn't mean you have a genetic reason to taste it differently.

Maybe it's a Jack-el and Caroline thing.. When she drinks the potion and Caroline comes out, it's her who doesn't like the coriander.
When she returns to the Jack state, she doesn't remember!

 

[bazzam]

Never seen baba ghanoush served like this. Honestly what did baba ghanoush do to deserve this

I think it is baba gahanoush post digestion with bacteria growth.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's started posting her 'behind the scenes at the GQ awards' blooper reel. #tragique

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[lilamay]

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Can she not wipe her own eye wets?!

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Veronicaaa]

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"I've got loads of these!"

 

[Ladderedtights]

Afternoon, should it have been a green one?

That footage is awful. Also LOVE that the Make-Up woman touches her mask several times before attending to Jack.

 

[Silver Linings]

He’s muted you, love.

 

[blurstoftimes]

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her cluelessness in her response has confirmed to me that jack has never actually worked in a kitchen and Allegra just asked her staff to entertain Jack's fantasies and let her play 'chefs' for a couple of hours a week. They probably just gave her a colouring pad and some crayons to keep her busy.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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That first tweet, about Rashford being out of frame, pissing him laughing, has this energy :

 

[Debarkle]

She’s removed her pronouns from her bio.

 

[HarderFaster]

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If anyone is in the position to be catty about the state of kitchen items, it certainly is not Jack Monroe, whose cutlery draw looks like Hiroshima. Those dinner ladies are infinitely better cooks than her. She can get to duck with her rinsed beans.

 

[blurstoftimes]

the mascara thing reminds me of my daughters birthday parties - there's always one kid that is jealous of the birthday girl and fakes an injury to get the attention back on them. Jack was def that little tit when she was younger.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Boyo]

I was trying to find the pic of Jack wearing this bag and stumbled across this monstrosity. What..the...duck. I really do hope for Caroline's own sake that she doesn't exist.

Christ. That looks like one of those mini Japanese garden things for your desk, that you rake, with a random egg lobbed on top. WTAF?!

 

[Silver Linings]

Literal food expert weighing in again.

 

[discokebab]

Yeah but saying you don't like coriander is far too run of the mill for Our Jack for she is very unique. I expect her months of poverty rearranged her genes whilst it was in doing her brain.

Honestly I sometimes wonder if her parents excluded a disgruntled witch from her christening party and the witch cursed her to forever act like a try hard in their first month of Uni.

try hard from uni
Thats it! That is the v i b e, or at least the least offensive vibe being brought to the table. Thank you for putting into words what my brain has been trying to work out. Some level of inner peace.

 

[Lanie]

Frozen Christmas dinner. Isn't part of it the smell of Christmas food wafting through the house as you twit about eating chocolate and watching Christmas day TV.

If she prepares on Xmas Eve her Christmas should be chilled enough. Although I doubt her house is ever chilled. She will probably have some beef with a reindeer or a snarky elf.