Jack Grealish #12 Piledriver thighs and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please

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Bedtime reading 😈


I’m obsessed with this!! You absolutely are smashing it. Jack is so.. jack 🤣

You’ve summed it up perfectly. I’m officially mentally impaired. He is utterly ridiculous in many ways but utterly irresistible in others - I can’t get him off my mind - his stupid floppy hair, his meaty thighs, his gorgeous brown eyes and beautiful smile - right now I would do anything for him 😍😩 I need to slap myself and get a bloody grip but I don’t even want to…

he’s done this to us all. This is our life now.
 
Bedtime reading 😈

🥵🥵🥵 I love them two together

I read it this at 3am morning while lying awake with heartburn after eating a curry too late and drinking too much wine... And if that wasn't the reality of me being a 36 year old who should get a grip slapping me in the face as I'm fantasising about JG, I don't know what is 😩
 
Bedtime reading 😈

OMG what a wake up read 🥵🥵🥵🥵 I can hear everything in his voice reading it which makes it even hotter 💦💦

I literally need to run my hands all over him - the third pic in particular is doing things to me, his stomach 🥵😍

Here’s Jack warming up before an all day shagathon with me the match the other week:

 
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🥵🥵🥵 I love them two together

I read it this at 3am morning while lying awake with heartburn after eating a curry too late and drinking too much wine... And if that wasn't the reality of me being a 36 year old who should get a grip slapping me in the face as I'm fantasising about JG, I don't know what is 😩
Please don't panic, I'm older than you and I'm the bloody one writing it......
Not gonna lie I was wandering around Peppa pig world yesterday thinking of how I could make it possible for them to go to a theme park together 🤣

🥵🥵🥵 I love them two together

I read it this at 3am morning while lying awake with heartburn after eating a curry too late and drinking too much wine... And if that wasn't the reality of me being a 36 year old who should get a grip slapping me in the face as I'm fantasising about JG, I don't know what is 😩
I'm totally team Jack & Laura 😍

OMG what a wake up read 🥵🥵🥵🥵 I can hear everything in his voice reading it which makes it even hotter 💦💦


I watch videos of him all the time to just listen to him speak and drive me wild have been researching the Brum accent 🤓
 
Please don't panic, I'm older than you and I'm the bloody one writing it......
Not gonna lie I was wandering around Peppa pig world yesterday thinking of how I could make it possible for them to go to a theme park together 🤣


I'm totally team Jack & Laura 😍
I’m about to take my son to football training for a community youth team.
Wish Jack was taking it 🤣🤣 what makes it worse is the coach who does take it, actually has met Grealish a few times through another Villa player that’s a mutual friend of theirs 😩
He said he won’t take me next time as well
 
🙋‍♀️ yup, club 36 here too. What is going on with us?!?
I know, it’s insane right? Some years ago I had tranquil images of me at 36 being married, owning my own home and travelling all over the world…

No I’m single, renting, drinking too much wine, can’t even get on a plane without having my brain skewered by a PCR swab, and spending every waking minute lusting after a Brummie footballer 🤣
 

I’m about to take my son to football training for a community youth team.
Wish Jack was taking it 🤣🤣 what makes it worse is the coach who does take it, actually has met Grealish a few times through another Villa player that’s a mutual friend of theirs 😩
He said he won’t take me next time as well
He needs to get Jack in to guest coach the team! I bet jack would be in his element spending at grassroots clubs - he loves being asked to do keepy uppies & tricks!

I know, it’s insane right? Some years ago I had tranquil images of me at 36 being married, owning my own home and travelling all over the world…

No I’m single, renting, drinking too much wine, can’t even get on a plane without having my brain skewered by a PCR swab, and spending every waking minute lusting after a Brummie footballer 🤣
You're nearly Laura 😘- did you see her insta story last night - she's living her best life!
 
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