Jack Grealish #12 Piledriver thighs and goal scoring knees, someone hire him a stylist please please please
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Ramonab
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I'm not sure when this processes beyond a crush into some sort of mental impairment... the socks and sliders, the backwards cap, the daft hand signals on photos... why does this not give me the ick?! Why do I long so much to straddle this man with his stupid floppy hair and gorgeous brown eyes...?! 
Timefortea93
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Try to make everyone ignore the new article maybe
Ramonab
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Not to mention THOSE. bleeping. THIGHS.I'm not sure when this processes beyond a crush into some sort of mental impairment... the socks and sliders, the backwards cap, the daft hand signals on photos... why does this not give me the ick?! Why do I long so much to straddle this man with his stupid floppy hair and gorgeous brown eyes...?!
Teal Deal
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I'm not sure when this processes beyond a crush into some sort of mental impairment... the socks and sliders, the backwards cap, the daft hand signals on photos... why does this not give me the ick?! Why do I long so much to straddle this man with his stupid floppy hair and gorgeous brown eyes...?!
You’ve summed it up perfectly. I’m officially mentally impaired. He is utterly ridiculous in many ways but utterly irresistible in others - I can’t get him off my mind - his stupid floppy hair, his meaty thighs, his gorgeous brown eyes and beautiful smile - right now I would do anything for him
I need to slap myself and get a bloody grip but I don’t even want to…
AlaiaG
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Jack and Cousin Sash will probs be in the papers later on or tomorrow. Looks like they’ve gone out unless she’s with her mates. (That’s if the paps see them)
Would still duck him though
Would still duck him though
Teal Deal
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Hasn’t he got a match at 12.30 tomorrow? Would be bold to have a night on the lash beforehand
AlaiaG
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Oh yeah that’s trueHasn’t he got a match at 12.30 tomorrow? Would be bold to have a night on the lash beforehand
Timefortea93
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Or her mates have took her out to drink her sorrows.Out for drinks with the dog tonight
Nope out with a friend not jack
Teal Deal
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Thought so, early night for Jack tonight
️ (He’s probably relieved, and even more so that he’s off with the England squad next week )God I bet he looks cute when he’s sleeping. I’d probably just lie there staring at him #NotCreepyAtAll
Timefortea93
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Thought so, early night for Jack tonight
God I bet he looks cute when he’s sleeping. I’d probably just lie there staring at him #NotCreepyAtAll
probably on raya finding a hook up to shag around the new apartment.Bet he can't to get back with the England squad
Casey can
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A nice wee tag, just so we know she’s in Manchester.
wonder who Jack’s got round whilst she’s out
Ramonab
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Oh god I would happily take a tour of the apartment
Bet he can't to get back with the England squad
Timefortea93
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Think we all would. Against the glass windows, shower bleeping anywhere at this point.Oh god I would happily take a tour of the apartment
Teal Deal
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Same. On the island in the kitchen, on the floor, against the doors, in the bloody concierge area - he is welcome to duck me into absolute oblivion and I don’t care what gets damaged or smashed in the process
cornflower
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The communal bin store downstairs the night before bin day during a heatwave.
I so badly want him to duck me up against that floor length glass with the lights on.
Teal Deal
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The dodgy underground car park up against the bonnet of my miserable 1Litre hatchback with worn down tyres.
He can take me in the lift as well, we can ride as many floors up and down as he can last for
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