Ivf_Tribe

[blocklife]

Baby incoming today.

 

[santababy]

Baby incoming today.

You think??

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

“any guesses which day?”… we really dont care that much Joanna, we’re just here for the post-partum shitshow love, that you will pretend is soo wonderful

 

[uglyguccislides]

You said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses

 

[unhinched]

You said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses

My thoughts exactly. This did make me laugh. I can only imagine how absolutely exhausted she is now and will be with a newborn. There’s a reason why Mother Nature ends a woman’s ability to have babies at mid-40’s ish at the latest.. how absolutely arrogant and stupid of humans to play God and allow a woman pushing 50 to have a baby. I can’t get on board with this at all. But all the best to them, hopefully it’s smooth sailing..

 

[Astyanax]

You said the baby is coming this week. It’s Monday. Scheduled c-sections only happen on weekdays. Therefore there was a 1/4 chance of getting it right. Hardly surprising there are accurate guesses

Exactly! There are some accurate guesses of the 4 options !

 

[justanothernickname]

Here we go!!! Popcorn all round guys!!! what time does the movie start????

 

[Astyanax]

Chiara! Is that like Ciara or do you say the Ch? I always feel sorry for kids with names that you don’t know how to say from seeing it written down. Also what is with the C names?

 

[unhinched]

I’m laughing because when I saw Chiara suggested (when she asked what people thought the name was) I thought there’s no way they’ll name her that.. bogan name but here we are. I’m actually so surprised at the name, didn’t pick that at all.

 

[uglyguccislides]

I’m laughing because when I saw Chiara suggested (when she asked what people thought the name was) I thought there’s no way they’ll name her that.. bogan name but here we are. I’m actually so surprised at the name, didn’t pick that at all.

It’s so bogan!! I was thinking Catherine

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

this is her hospital bed?! I thought she was home! Nothing like that but then again I was probably slumming it compared to her

 

[wannabealove]

So smart Jo to hold boiling coffee over a newborn! You need help if you and Nick - esp Nick need help if you think your social media presence is going to last.
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this is her hospital bed?! I thought she was home! Nothing like that but then again I was probably slumming it compared to her

That’s the hospital

 

[santababy]

To be honest yesterday morning the picture she showed looked like different carpet and her stomach didn’t look as round so I thought she’d had her

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

theyre off to the Hyatt hotel now, i think this is to free up the hospital room…. oh to have private health…. x

 

[Astyanax]

Poor Charles - not invited to the staycation! I missed my older son so much I couldn’t wait to all be together after 2 nights in hospital.

 

[santababy]

theyre off to the Hyatt hotel now, i think this is to free up the hospital room…. oh to have private health…. x

They didn’t have private health last time, it was all out of pocket

 

[justanothernickname]

“Chiarrrrrrrrrggaaaa”…..just say kiara ya head.

 

[wannabealove]

Poor Charles - not invited to the staycation! I missed my older son so much I couldn’t wait to all be together after 2 nights in hospital.

They’re at the Park Hyatt! It’s a much better experience if they want to bring Charles in for a visit rather than him going to a hospital.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

im all for breastfeeding but on instagram tho… really?! u could have chosen any other time to story….

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

also, excuse me if im wrong but i read in a parenting book never to put our fingers in a babies mouth as our fingers are covered in germs?! god knows whats under his nails…. better to just use a dummy?! xx