Itslittlelauren #3 Clutch bags in the garden, heels up a hill.

[Asdfghjkll]

Went to the park this morning with my son and I saw a woman in a school teacher type dress and heels and it made me think this is what lauren wears to the park with her child I couldn’t even tell what child belongs to this woman as she wasn’t able to actually play with a child in that outfit only able to walk around

She’d be in horror that we were there bright and early this morning and I rocked the mum bun, oversized hoodie, leggings and sketchers but I also had fun running round with my girls so who’s the real winner?!

 

[LimeInTheCoconut]

I live in the same town as Lauren, she comes across as loveable online but always looks like she has a stick up her arse in person

 

[Lahne]

I think she looks like she has a stick up her arse online - she comes across as cold and fake and no fun, so she must be even worse in real life.

 

[LimeInTheCoconut]

Honestly she constantly scowls. Reading back through threads from awhile back about her house, my friends parents live on the same street and apparently it's only a two bed house, her daughter has her own nursery and Lauren has a room so where is her Mum sleeping? The houses with a third bedroom are tiny and I can't imagine her Mum taking the box room which makes me think is her Mum even living there?

 

[Laylaybelle]

I did a reverse image search and straight away found almost exactly the same thing. I'm shocked that she's literally just lifted this. The shop owner is 'thehomeschoolcorner' if anyone feels like grassing Lauren up.

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These are basically PECs, something you use with children who have communication difficulties. Absolutely not a new concept

 

[Pinkmilink86]

She just copies ideas, and makes out she owns the idea get a grip Lauren

 

[DoseofReality]

Thought she had been too quiet. Why does she always wait til the Summer holidays to go on holiday? Is her Mum a teacher?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Thought she had been too quiet. Why does she always wait til the Summer holidays to go on holiday? Is her Mum a teacher?

And is the sperm donor going on Ella’s first holiday too?!

 

[Tabbytiger]

How does she afford a holiday at peak time with no job!

 

[Asdfghjkll]

She’s either taken in her case or bought decorations for the plastic holiday furniture to take a staged insta photo I would post a screenshot of the ridiculousness but her little one is featured in her swimming costume so don’t want to share that

 

[Lahne]

She’s either taken in her case or bought decorations for the plastic holiday furniture to take a staged insta photo I would post a screenshot of the ridiculousness but her little one is featured in her swimming costume so don’t want to share that

OMG, this is tragic. Unclench, Lauren.

 

[DoseofReality]

She’s either taken in her case or bought decorations for the plastic holiday furniture to take a staged insta photo I would post a screenshot of the ridiculousness but her little one is featured in her swimming costume so don’t want to share that

And egg cups!

 

[Lahne]

And she’s put armbands on her toddler whilst eating her breakfast for ‘aesthetic’ purposes

 

[Esme]

Her need for the “perfect” photos is just tragic. Her life seems so empty and pointless. My favourite photos of me and my children are those that aren’t posed or forced, they’re the natural in the moment ones.

I actually thought we were past the way she posts and going back to the original way of using Instagram? But I could be wrong

 

[Dipdab]

And she’s put armbands on her toddler whilst eating her breakfast for ‘aesthetic’ purposes

Poor kid that must be so uncomfortable.
The photos have been so over edited the croissants look fake

 

[Asdfghjkll]

Poor kid that must be so uncomfortable.
The photos have been so over edited the croissants look fake

lots of other things in her life are so I wouldn’t be surprised if the food was too!

 

[#ad#aff]

Notice she doesn’t show the inside of their hotel/apartment either, much like her house. She’ll have boiled a couple of eggs in a complete shithole of a hotel and quickly retreated to the balcony to make it instagram friendly. She’s all about polishing a turd this one.

 

[Pinkglitter123]

Wonder if she's away with her mom or Ella's dad

 

[DoseofReality]

Wonder what she's done to her face?

 

[Lahne]

Wonder what she's done to her face?

I reckon either some seriously unflattering sunburn or an epic coldsore.