Itsdaniellesjourney #12 Off to Greece with her fella, hope they don't bump into the bloke from Marbella

[Alexlilz]

Why do those satsumas look like Chesney's eyes on one of her drinky boomerangs

Omg no stop

 

[Hereforthehottea]

I think she's trolling us. A bleeping turkey steak. On its own?! Is there a drier food? And that is not a picky lunch. Its the sort of thing I'd give my dog when she's had the shits. Bungs her right up.
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How does she eat it? With her hands or with a knife and fork? I don’t get it.

 

[HungryHippo]

I’ve never known anyone eat so much pasta!

 

[Hipbones]

How does she eat it? With her hands or with a knife and fork? I don’t get it.

Like this?!!

 

[Mungojerry&Rumpleteaser]

Sick of these instahuns instantly thinking they are nail techs when they buy a gel kit for home.
Now she's gone and bought a electric file
I can't watch!

She is going to destroy her nails.
They all think its so easy and have no clue what they are doing, what the cheap products are made of etc.

(Nail tech here, trained and insured.) See it all the time since lockdown, people ruining their nails with these gel kits.

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Her fingertips make me angry.

 

[girl1980]

Her fingertips make me angry.

Gives me these vibes

 

[CoffeeFiend]

She can't #aff link her nail technician so she resorts to buying a DIY nail kit on Amazon to #aff link instead.

Dead

 

[Hello Kitty]

Well hopefully she will do them fortnightly now rather than every 10 5 weeks

 

[ChubClubThug]

Her face is getting rounder and rounder

 

[spillthetea22]

She has such ugly, ugly hands and fingers. They really offend me. Which is ridiculous. But they really do. Such chubby cuticles.

 

[girl1980]

Such chubby cuticles.

Ahhhhh, dying.

This should be the next thread title!!

 

[spillthetea22]

Hahaaaaa if I could think of something that rhymes with cuticle I’d attempt a thread suggestion.

 

[CoffeeFiend]

Thread suggestion: #aff linking is therapeutical for our dan with chubby cuticles

 

[Hipbones]

Hahaaaaa if I could think of something that rhymes with cuticle I’d attempt a thread suggestion.

How about this for a thread name suggestion:

#aff #ad new cuticles, perfect for Marbella man bootycalls

 

[dietdodgers]

How about this for a thread name suggestion:

#aff #ad new cuticles, perfect for Marbella man bootycalls

At home her food couldn’t be drier. In Marbs, her legs couldn’t be higher.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Ooft lost more bots followers!

 

[Mungojerry&Rumpleteaser]

She needs someone to style her hair, the long layers at the front ain't ding her any favors in the face department

 

[Hello Kitty]

She needs someone to style her hair, the long layers at the front ain't ding her any favors in the face department

She'll probably start cutting it herself. She's a professional dog groomer, hair colorist and nail technician now

 

[spillthetea22]

Ugghhhh the ugly as duck business tote bag is back! It doesn’t go with any outfits!!

And agree with the above her hair is hanging. Literally. She looked way better with a bob!