It's Em #17 A grifted P&O (Princess and Onslow) cruise

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evoway13 said:
Does she think we're all sat in our basements doing absolutely nothing? We're opening a recording studio in the new year! Not exactly sitting on our arses watching stupid F**king Hallmark Christmas movies every day!
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Good luck with the recording studio. Exciting times 🥳

Do you have space for 2 wannabe pop stars to re-record a song for a series of vlogs they do each Christmas 🎅🤣
 
In that reel it says embracing my body…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emma, you contort your body, cover your stomach with anything you can (scarfs, bags, cardigans, cushions) and angle the bejesus out of your camera to try and make yourself look slimmer.
And let’s not forget the filters you use.
Embracing my body 🤣 funniest thing I’ve heard in ages
 
bitsandbobs123 said:
In that reel it says embracing my body…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emma, you contort your body, cover your stomach with anything you can (scarfs, bags, cardigans, cushions) and angle the bejesus out of your camera to try and make yourself look slimmer.
And let’s not forget the filters you use.
Embracing my body 🤣 funniest thing I’ve heard in ages
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....and covering size tags! 😂
 
You embrace your body in those mammoth tents Em
bitsandbobs123 said:
In that reel it says embracing my body…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emma, you contort your body, cover your stomach with anything you can (scarfs, bags, cardigans, cushions) and angle the bejesus out of your camera to try and make yourself look slimmer.
And let’s not forget the filters you use.
Embracing my body 🤣 funniest thing I’ve heard in ages
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And wearing mammoth tents to try and hide the gargantuan belly
 
LellsBells said:
I hate when people refer to going on holiday as “travelling”, especially when it’s to a destination like Vegas! She’s hardly Marco Polo 😆
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‘Travelling’. Going to the same place time and time again 🙄
Aren’t these all influencers incredibly thin skinned. They like to think any criticism is from a point of jealousy and that we’re all sat in our parents basement, wishing we had their lives.
 
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Throwing tantrums at Christmas because you've got to wrap children's presents.
Public sympathy posts about a deceased parent. Can't your mum give you advice, hugs, tell you silly jokes, and tell you it will all be ok?
Black and white pity posts about weight and body confidence.
Got to show the internet that you need to drink to have a good time.
Posts about shutting yourself away in your darkened bedroom.
I don't know ....who is the unhappy one?
 
I'm going back to my roots having learned to play the piano/synthesiser from the age of 6. My late father wanted me to have a music based career but, I got my nursing degree instead and ended up caring for thousand's of people over the years. I'm back to playing instruments 😂 ....and I have another talent Em, I can DRIVE - I passed my driving test 35 years ago....I don't have to rely on anyone to get me from A to B 😂
 
PETYA27 said:
Omg I find Primark sizing so big as well😨can't fathom how huge she must be!
I've bought bralettes like that and sized down. Even in a smaller size they provided 0 support and ended up being more uncomfortable than anything - I don't get how both her and Khila are obsessed with these things
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My daughter wears them in bed as she has piercings :oops: but, she wears a medium and they're big on her - she's a 36b
 
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