It's Em #17 A grifted P&O (Princess and Onslow) cruise

[Gossiper35]

I'd be embarrassed showing what I eat if I was them. A massive lunch and then a couple of Terry's melted down and turned into fudge.

 

[Crybaby Tania]

That fudge f**k-up was a sight to behold!
She's incapable of following the most basic of instructions.

 

[Vixen88]

That fudge f**k-up was a sight to behold!
She's incapable of following the most basic of instructions.

It was TWO ingredients! How dense can you be?!

 

[Crybaby Tania]

It was TWO ingredients! How dense can you be?!

Onslow, I'm begging you here, never, never, ever let her make the Christmas trifle!

 

[Lola123]

Onslow, I'm begging you here, never, never, ever let her make the Christmas trifle!

Nah em’s too busy with the 20 portion eggy lasagne! Don’t you worry about that

 

[Delia Smith]

That headband is really struggling with the size of her head !!!

and im sorry Em, don’t bother trying to dance ….

 

[VirtualSignal]

Didn’t she try to make fudge a while ago and fecked it up on that occasion aswell

 

[Delia Smith]

And licking her fingers after she picked it up, then she touched the fudge again .. bleugh

 

[Sabbie]

That recipe is disgusting! I don’t even like proper fudge, and this is not fudge. Equivalent of chip and dip with chocolate orange pieces and using condensed milk (which is 50% sugar) as a friggin dip. Absolutely rank for anyone of any age, shape or size.

She’s also that person who gives you gifts that all smell a bit funny because they’ve been stored in Onslow’s wardrobe for months. My poor mum was the same. She used to hide our selection boxes in my dad’s underwear drawer. It was awful.

 

[Crybaby Tania]

I still believe that they bought three chocolate oranges, but ate one. Greedy pigs.

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She’s also that person who gives you gifts that all smell a bit funny because they’ve been stored in Onslow’s wardrobe for months. My poor mum was the same. She used to hide our selection boxes in my dad’s underwear drawer. It was awful. ☠
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My grandparents were heavy smokers, everything from their house reeked of stale smoke.

 

[Beverliara]

FFS latest outfit of the day reel……still struggling with her cold! Such a big baby

 

[LellsBells]

Didn’t she try to make fudge a while ago and fecked it up on that occasion aswell

I’m glad you said that cos I was thinking the exact same thing!

 

[Officedoor123]

There's no way she sleeps in those pyjamas, they would be so uncomfortable for a woman her size. I suspect she sleeps in a baggy marquee and then wears the pyjamas around the house

 

[Crybaby Tania]

She does seem blessed with a surprisingly good amount of sound sleep for an insomniac.

 

[Vixen88]

Can’t find 20 mins to hop in the Peloton she’s wasting £40 a month on, but can find all the time to fanny around in her spare bedroom posing everyday.

 

[Hanna Spanna]

Can’t find 20 mins to hop in the Peloton she’s wasting £40 a month on, but can find all the time to fanny around in her spare bedroom posing everyday.
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Jesus! I thought this was the bloke from the Texas chainsaw massacre! Legit scared the tit out of me!!

 

[evoway13]

Jesus! I thought this was the bloke from the Texas chainsaw massacre! Legit scared the tit out of me!!

I can see the resemblance

 

[zebby]

Can’t find 20 mins to hop in the Peloton she’s wasting £40 a month on, but can find all the time to fanny around in her spare bedroom posing everyday.
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Doreen is doing so well, back on her feet just 24 hours after her hip replacement.

 

[VirtualSignal]

Em and Mik are the biggest hypochondriacs ever. For the love of god! The drama over having just a cold

 

[Crybaby Tania]

Can’t find 20 mins to hop in the Peloton she’s wasting £40 a month on, but can find all the time to fanny around in her spare bedroom posing everyday.
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It's one thing to have an eccentric, slightly wacky auntie in your life. It must be excruciatingly embarrassing if you are a teen/pre-teen to have your auntie Em carrying on like this.