It's Em #17 A grifted P&O (Princess and Onslow) cruise

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Em always seems to be bumping into famous people on the trains! Who was the other bloke she saw last year?. Surprised they got the train, Chris normally drives cos they are both so lazy! It looked like a nightmare, heaving with people. I go into London for work twice a week and that's bad enough at this time of year, let alone going at a weekend.
 
Em always seems to be bumping into famous people on the trains! Who was the other bloke she saw last year?. Surprised they got the train, Chris normally drives cos they are both so lazy! It looked like a nightmare, heaving with people. I go into London for work twice a week and that's bad enough at this time of year, let alone going at a weekend.

I think they got the train because they were going for cocktails. I’ve never been to Borough Market mid-week but it’s always been heaving anytime I’ve been. I’m surprised how quiet Fortnum & Mason was! I was there a couple of weeks ago on a Friday and it was packed, especially on the ground floor!

When she got the photo at the Wicked Tree, her trainer tongues looked like they were half way up her legs 😂
 
The reel of her in her pj’s…that camera has got to be positioned on a ladder and filtered to death surely 🙄
Onslow was 100% perched at the top of his loft ladder for that one. She absolutely loves herself doesn’t she, posing and miming in that fashion. Imagine being 40 something and practicing that in your spare bedroom over and over?! Do something worthwhile Emma, like ride your peloton, walk your overweight dog…
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On second look, she’s seriously photoshopped that!
 
Onslow was 100% perched at the top of his loft ladder for that one. She absolutely loves herself doesn’t she, posing and miming in that fashion. Imagine being 40 something and practicing that in your spare bedroom over and over?! Do something worthwhile Emma, like ride your peloton, walk your overweight dog…
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On second look, she’s seriously photoshopped that!
Also she could hoover her carpet 🤣🤣
 
Vlogmas day 2 : complaining that the dog walk is all fenced off to build new houses. Maybe Em might have to walk further to take Charlie out in the future. She opens a fresh four pack of teacakes. She says Chris is in bed and her mum is at work. She shows herself putting the teacakes away and there are two missing….yet, she makes out she’s only had the one! Hmmmm greedy sod had two I suspect! 😉
 
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She seems so proud to fit into a size 22 'bajama' (her pronunciation).....I had a look at Chelsea Peers sizing : Waist 43.75 Inch; Chest 50.5 inch; Hips 54.25!!! Jeez, me and my hubby could fit in them together ! The UK's normal size 22 is Waist 40.9; Chest 46.9 and Hips 50 ....Chelsea Peers must be oversized for comfort
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Em wins vlogmas day 2 as she again has outdone Mik with festive activities......Mik scraped her hair into a low bun, accentuating her huge noggin and complained about her car being 'moddy' from quad bikes passing by
 
Vlogmas day 2 : complaining that the dog walk is all fenced off to build new houses. Maybe Em might have to walk further to take Charlie out in the future. She opens a fresh four pack of teacakes. She says Chris is in bed and her mum is at work. She shows herself putting the teacakes away and there are two missing….yet, she makes out she’s only had the one! Hmmmm greedy sod had two I suspect! 😉
Nowt get passed you @evoway13 🤣

Wasn’t she ‘snippy’ when she said she was being transparent about being #kindlygrifted the Stourhead lights visit. Pity she couldn’t have donated the experience to someone who might not be able to afford such at thing, considering she could probably got for free anyway as her mum works in the shop. Hasn’t she been there enough times already?
 
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  • I thought she once said that they didn't let Charlie run off the lead because they were afraid of dog- nappers.
  • She got a gifted family experience from the place where her mum works? If it was in return for the grifted plastic lettering from a grifted cricut machine, then surely a fridge magnet or keyring from the giftshop's reduced bin would have sufficed as thanks.
  • They seem to be spending alot of money recently, new external and internal doors, men painting house, holidays, holidays, holidays.
  • Where is the Peleton?
  • Whatever was that weird ramble about walking boots/ trainers?
 
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She seems so proud to fit into a size 22 'bajama' (her pronunciation).....I had a look at Chelsea Peers sizing : Waist 43.75 Inch; Chest 50.5 inch; Hips 54.25!!! Jeez, me and my hubby could fit in them together ! The UK's normal size 22 is Waist 40.9; Chest 46.9 and Hips 50 ....Chelsea Peers must be oversized for comfort
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But did she get the maternity version?
 
Wearing in new trainers in the middle of a boggy field?! Says she can't get on with walking boots - I wonder if she struggles to get any that fit her calves?.
Credit where it's due, Em does get out and do things, albeit some of it gifted. Her pal Mik is sooo boring, barely leaves the bloody house.
Be because her feet are so turned out now that she can’t walk in thick shoes. We never really see her in anything other than soft top shoes like trainers
 
Nowt get passed you @evoway13 🤣

Wasn’t she ‘snippy’ when she said she was being transparent about being #kindlygrifted the Stourhead lights visit. Pity she couldn’t have donated the experience to someone who might not be able to afford such at thing, considering she could probably got for free anyway as her mum works in the shop. Hasn’t she been there enough times already?
she goes every year anyway but wouldn’t dream of donating to anyone else. Greedy grabby Em!
 
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