Isobel Lorna

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Does she own her home? Btw I really don't want to be one of those ski snobs (men, usually) you see in the Tiktok comment sections but it's crazy she's been skiing since 3....she genuinely looks like someone that's only done one season
 
coriander said:
Does she own her home? Btw I really don't want to be one of those ski snobs (men, usually) you see in the Tiktok comment sections but it's crazy she's been skiing since 3....she genuinely looks like someone that's only done one season
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no she rents in Clapham. It’s a gorgeous building but she defs doesn’t own it
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Lechat said:
is her bf William Wade?
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Apparently so. I wonder if it’s more of a branding partnership though? I could’ve sworn he was gay, dunno where I’ve got that from though.

I bumped into him when he was doing promo for the pergola places in London a few years ago, he absolutely adores himself. Him and his twin brother have been chasing being famous for yonks. They were in a trashy Netflix show at one point.

he’s a very generic example of the London promotions scene - reality tv - influencer pipeline.

he’s almost a decade older than her too.
 
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coriander said:
I see. I get that she's young and it's expensive in London but if I'm selling my body for money I would not be wasting it on Birkins without buying my own place first.
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It’s insane. To have gone through the whole process of meeting random dudes via “mutual friends” and all you have to show for it is a lousy leather bag is embarrassing. At least with a watch there’s an underlying precious metal, craftsmanship, utility and it doesn’t wear like disposable cloth. But with a handbag, there’s nothing to show for it. You can buy the same thing off of aliexpress and 99.99% of the world wouldn’t know the difference. She should’ve prioritised the flat. But it would make sense that she couldn’t get a mortgage. She’s effectively “self-employed” and she doesn’t have 3 years of accounts to show that she has a 4.5x multiple to pay for a £500k-£600k Clapham flat. She might have earned enough via this new revelation but Halifax isn’t going to factor in income from “£1800 per night punter reviewers”. Shame really — because the tacky, bedazzled, non-waitlisted Rolex and the Birkin she didn’t even want would’ve been enough for a deposit on a 1 bed flat in SW London. She doesn’t have a legitimate revenue stream to cover the income requirement of a mortgage though. Parents have no money and she has nothing above board in her own right. She could’ve almost bought a flat up North in cash though if she was frugal.

It’s now almost guaranteed that this whole advent calendar shtick is either (a) a wash up of ‘client’ gifts and/or (b) gifts she bought herself. No chance these are from a boyfriend.
 
Going-dicey said:
She could’ve almost bought a flat up North in cash though if she was frugal.

It’s now almost guaranteed that this whole advent calendar shtick is either (a) a wash up of ‘client’ gifts and/or (b) gifts she bought herself. No chance these are from a boyfriend.
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She most definitely could have bought a house in certain areas of Sheffield for example for cash, if she'd been prudent. Rented it out too, as an investment.

Good shout on the advent calendar gifts - from clients, it's quite common for punters to ask in advance what their escort likes. Just another form of payment in kind.
 
This is a bit of a tangent but bear with me.

so William wade is ‘co owner’ of this nasal tape product. And another ‘co owner’ is an influencer called James Middleton (not related to Kate) who is quite posh (dad was a partner at big 4 accounting firm, family home in London, gifted a flat in central London etc). He’s married to an American influencer who was on some reality tv thing years ago. There’s a whole Reddit thread on her and now him, as they met and bodged a wedding to get him a green card via a loop hole (basically entered the US on a tourist visa and did a shot gun wedding).
Anyway, he was exposed for selling his used undies to gay men on a website. There’s emails posted to the website as proof. And it implicated James’ then friend Angus Warburton who is heir of the warburton bread company. You’d think they wouldn’t need the money but maybe the mentality is that it’s easy cash.

Obviously I’m not implying the Wade dude does this stuff but it’s funny his co owner / friend has, so maybe it’s quite common in this influencer circle.
 
Honestly the tea being served on this thread is piping hot. I was aware of the James Middleton connection but had never heard of the used undies story! I guess to these types, cash is everything?



Vids like this take on a whole new tone… is it coincidence that she’s almost quoting the person who left a “review” on reddit? And the whole subtext of that vid is that she’s a kept women
 
I only found this thread the other day and I’m loving it 🤣
Can only assume they get propositioned in DMs or something then think why not it’s an easy buck? Then lifestyle inflates and they have to keep on with it.

also once you’re aware it feels like you can see the signs. Like the Middleton guy does a lot of gay baiting stuff which makes sense if he’s playing to that audience. Same with Isobel, she’ll be hinting at what’s on offer but most people will miss the signs.

Going back to the birkin. I know every influencer seems to have one these days but don’t some go up in value? I guess if she buys the bag and then sells it the ‘cash’ is laundered and can be used for buying a house or something. I assume Hermes don’t do proof of funds checks but given the cost of the bags maybe they should? I mean money laundering laws apply to all businesses!!
 
Lechat said:
I only found this thread the other day and I’m loving it 🤣
Can only assume they get propositioned in DMs or something then think why not it’s an easy buck? Then lifestyle inflates and they have to keep on with it.
Going back to the birkin. I know every influencer seems to have one these days but don’t some go up in value? I guess if she buys the bag and then sells it the ‘cash’ is laundered and can be used for buying a house or something. I assume Hermes don’t do proof of funds checks but given the cost of the bags maybe they should? I mean money laundering laws apply to all businesses!!
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Welcome to the tea.
Exactly this, the prospective punter makes contact by DM; she assesses them for wealth, looks etc. If she decides to go with them they agree a meeting or "date" (as per the punter review). It's an alternative to the Seeking Arrangement website , which predates SM. It's easy money and once you're in you're hooked.

All her trips are probably funded by cash. We only see a curated lifestyle, but I suspect she uses the cash for rent, petrol, food and luxury goods. She doesn't earn enough to support herself any other way....the Birkin bags are just props to engage her audience. They could even be fake. The rest of her lifestyle is duplicious.....so why not?
 
Ong this girl is as fake as it comes and clearly lying.

furthermore it’s creepy that her boyfriend is almost a decade older than her.. hes just clinging onto her to raise his own profile, he’s only been able to go on this ski trip and stay at miles family home because of her.. they’re all missing some serious brain cells and everything is for “content” or status.
 
serenawaldorf said:
How do you make an account on that site? Was blocked from reading after a couple posts but loving the tea 🤣
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They open and close registrations depending on influx of journalists, kids on school holidays, white knights and disgruntled wgs haha. You’re not missing much to be honest other than the off topic board which is bleeping gross. Ukpunters are generally racist white guys.
 
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