Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!

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Utterlyshocked said:
Extremely long time lurker (been here since the “he’s locked me out of Twitter” histrionics) but honestly, I can’t help but post today.
What in the bastard tit show is this?! I’m baffled how a woman can vomit, faint and have so many panic attacks two years on - love, it’s over, you need to pull your bleeping socks up, get your bastard act together and DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES YOU LAZY ARSED, PRETEND VICTIM, DRAMA QUEEN twit.
Anyway that’s me back to lurking ☺ keep up the good work turds ✊🏼
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Welcome! Please do unlurk - it’s great to have other viewpoints and perspectives, so that we don’t run the risk of either turning into an echo chamber, or endlessly repeating ‘Malice is a bleep. Malice is a bleep’ on autoplay. I’m sure you know that everything Malice does is performative, everything she says is exaggerated and/or a lie, and her narc nature won’t ever allow her to move on - because IG dared to leave her, rather than she dumping him, she’ll never cure her narcissistic wound. Personally, I don’t care what happens to that twattrumpet* - when she started throwing around accusations of paedophilia, she finally crossed the Rubicon - but I, like so many others here, just want the girls, IG and BW to be okay. Oh, and the dog. The one that never goes for walks, has never been housetrained, and looks perpetually terrified. What do *you* see happening next?

*word of the day
 
Autisteuse said:
It doesn’t sound patronising at all, dear heart! Itself a great suggestion - although not something I could do at this moment, given that I am still stuck in the same house with my narcissistic Father until said house sells and I move north. Graham Greene said that to be a good writer, you have to ‘have a shard of ice in your heart’ - implying that you must be ruthless, even disloyal, in depicting characters based on your own experiences. I think I have that shard of ice: and a massive part of it comes from the complete lack of gratitude from those two outrageously self-obsessed individuals. I tried to help my father for more than 20 years, missing out on some amazing opportunities (being offered a job in Paris, for example): he doesn’t remember any of it and says that ‘nothing is ever done for him’. I nursed my grandmother for her last six months, givinf up my job, sleeping on her floor - and was only bullied and berated: no thanks there. When she died, and my father contrived a nervous breakdown, leaving me to make all the funeral arrangements, wind up the estate etc… you guessed it: no thanks. I think I’d turn it into a work of fiction, though - I don’t want to be sued!
Thank you for the suggestion - I really am taking it seriously. Lots of love. Xx
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Bless you 🥰 I think us Turds should club together to get you a watch with ‘Just write the damned book Autisteuse’ written on the strap, so you will remember! 😆😘
 
The fence at the back looks like chain link covered in ivy - various photos and videos (eg the skipping with fibromyalgia one) on her Instagram show this.
I have a similar thing and the ivy is so massive it holds the fence up!
I can't imagine she's been out there gardening...fighting ivy is hard work
 
Georgie883 said:
Bless you 🥰 I think us Turds should club together to get you a watch with ‘Just write the damned book Autisteuse’ written on the strap, so you will remember! 😆😘
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I’d love that, actually! But I’m publishing under a nom de plume. No way am I going to allow scores of indignant, malicious FMs led by the Queen of Malice to land on me like a Greek chorus! I *am* actually writing another book at present (and battling with university stuff, and procrastinating over getting it done), but there are 24 hours in the day, right? If Malice can pull an all-nighter, so can I :)
Hmmm. Would it be a good or terrible idea to integrate a bit of Malice, as a textbook definition of a sociopathic narcissist and comparable to my own parental unit, in the narrative? Would she try to sue me? Ah, no, I forget - she doesn’t have any money, and is back to begging on Twitter from absolute strangers! Happy days!
 
Old Soak said:
This is another couple in California courts that I presented as an example
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CookieMonsta said:
Same as her Mith suicide tweets. The interesting thing with narcs is that they don't usually have the intelligence or imagination to stray too far from their own particular playbook.


Thank you @welp and everyone who share her tweets here. I'm in a permanent state of rolling my eyes and thinking Oh FFS every time I read her BS. Once the ick kicked in with IG can you imagine the hell of having to have anything to do with her?? Aside from the abuse and general cuntishness she's just so bleeping tiresome.


I swear to God I'm getting a bleeping twitch from the eyerolls.


For pity's sake, won't somebody consider the fence!! 😂 😂 😂
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Maybe she keeps ‘throwing up’ because bourbon and fried cheese sandwiches don't mix. 🙄
 
Oh My.

I took a night off and have questions.

Did phony Tony come out to play in Big Al’s hour of need?

Is it normal to live tweet a panic attack?

Does she really still think that if she’s so ill she needs ER, Ioan will come back and white knight her?

Is there a new article in the Daily FaiI that I missed? Or has her addled brain only just processed the previous article?

Are the idiots who were squabbling 14 hours ago still going?

Help me understand.
 
StoneMountain said:
about that fence...
Recently, Alice commented something about being afraid when she heard noises (people?) outside the house...

The noises were probably the noises that fence made as it was falling over.
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Careful, she’ll start claiming she’s being threatened by gravity.

Though looking at the state of her I suspect gravity is a bit of a threat right now…
 
Autisteuse said:
I’m so sorry you experienced that. I’m in awe at your self-awareness and ability to evaluate and understand what happened in the past, and even find compassion despite the abuse. As @CookieMonsta says, you - among so many other admirable women on this thread - are a survivor. You have such compassion and empathy for others - it’s so admirable.
I think we can all agree that Malice deserves none of our compassion, though. I felt sorry for her when I joined these threads a year ago but swiftly came to realise that she is a bleep. My compassion is reserved only for Elsie and Ella, IG and BW in this situation.
Question, one and all - does anyone else think that Malice is ramping up the abuse, the game-playing, the onslaughts against BW and crying poverty because she’s trying to ensure that BW has a huge MS relapse over Christmas, and won’t therefore be in any fit state to take care of the girls (not that they’d be better off in that hysterical narcissist’s drunken world for the holidays)? And thus, by extension, ruin IG’s Christmas? I really wouldn’t put it past her.
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Honestly, I don't think B reads Alice's tweets or pays any attention to what she says. I don't think Ioan does either. I hope I’m right. 🙏
 
MarmiteMonster said:
Oh My.

I took a night off and have questions.

Did phony Tony come out to play in Big Al’s hour of need?

Is it normal to live tweet a panic attack?

Does she really still think that if she’s so ill she needs ER, Ioan will come back and white knight her?

Is there a new article in the Daily FaiI that I missed? Or has her addled brain only just processed the previous article?

Are the idiots who were squabbling 14 hours ago still going?

Help me understand.
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She’s spiralling again. It’s last year all over again. She’s claiming health issues again. She’s pretending to have panic attacks and being traumatised again. She’s involved her children in her drama again. She’s got out the begging bowl again. She’s claiming she’s on the verge of a breakdown again. It’s bleeping Groundhog Day AGAIN.

MrsDimSum said:
Interesting that I heard twice yesterday that the Daily Mail was responsible for someone’s ill health.

I’m sure it’s just coincidence though, and Alice wasn’t ‘inspired’ by Mrs Markle 😉
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Ah, yes, that wild claim of Harry Markle’s that the Daily Heil courtcase precipitated a miscarriage. They’ve turned themselves into twisted pretzels of vulnerability, haven’t they? But I bet Malice’s rodent-brain has latched on to the Spare’s performative outrage - no way she hasn’t seen the Markles’ reality tv fantasy show - and is wondering how to spin it to her advantage. And I imagine she’ll use the recent article, which clearly outlined via the court documents that she is a liar and financial abuser, as a reason for her recent turbulence and ‘panic attacks’. Anything to keep her nasty little psychophants (deliberate misspelling) on side and throwing hate at BW - a woman who is genuinely ill.
 
Dr DimSum here!

I have diagnosed a severe case of Shookethitis in Alice.

Symptoms include the very rare ability to no longer absorb shock. A two year bout of throwing up. Shaking like a leaf, usually on the floor and your back fence blowing down 😱

Treatment plan: constant tweeting, even though you can’t breathe you will still have the amazing ability to tweet. Relief will be felt almost immediately after you received 15 posts of ‘you ok hun’. If symptoms persist- please contact someone on another continent and different time zone. If they can’t answer, call their wife (whom he met at your wedding)
 
Citney said:
Honestly, I don't think B reads Alice's tweets or pays any attention to what she says. I don't think Ioan does either. I hope I’m right. 🙏
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Oh, I don’t think they read Malice’s twitter nightmares at all - or even here. (IG, as a Gen-Xer, wouldn’t have grown up with digital devices and scrupulously guards his privacy; BW only uses her SM to support others and tell the world how fantastic IG is.) But their lawyers will have been going through Malice’s SM with a fine toothcomb, and they are dutybound, I believe, to inform IG and BW’s relentless campaign of intimidation and harassment, and the false claims she’s been making regarding Bianca. And Bianca, who is also supposed to be protected by the restraining order, will need to know when it is breached (particularly when Malice is calling BW a paedophile) so that she can decide on what legal actions to take. Lastly, Malice usually sets up her health woes to collide with visitation - thus putting IG under a lot of stress, making it impossible for he and BW to plan, and disrupting the children’s stability also. Malice is a bloody awful thing. So malicious. I loathe her profoundly.
 
marjorytrashheap said:
Genuinely - what can the ER do for panic attacks? (I’ve had panic attacks before but it didn’t occur to me to get emergency treatment)
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They just check it’s a panic attack and not a cardiac event and discharge. Panic attacks themselves aren’t even considered a mental health diagnosis because they’re so common and so many people have them. It only becomes a ‘problem’ medically speaking if the person starts to change their life/avoid things in order to prevent the attacks and this limits their life. Then it becomes panic disorder. But panic attacks, however distressing they are, are pretty common and don’t require immediate medical treatment.
 
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