I’ve had this song in my head all arvo thanks to the brilliant
@FoxyBadger, and have been humming it and driving my colleagues mad no doubt. So apologies but I had to add these annoying extra verses, in homage x
Lying and fighting, pretending I’m broken,
Demonizing Ioan who ran off with the Bogan
Writing in CAPITALS, abs much exclaiming!!!!
These are a few of my favorite things
Falling off tables and shopping on Ebay
Trolling and bullying when I don’t get my own way
Pizza and potatos, all washed down with gin
These are a few of my favorite things
Love the dog fights
Bet you Bee stinks
Ioan DRIVES me mad
I must simply remind you of MY favourite things
With my looks and smarts I’m RAD
Dry shampoo, red lippy, and a FAB snake wrist watch
Flashing my bottom, and showing off my crotch
Hijacking sad stories and lots of Grief thieving
These are a few of my favorite things
Basking in praise from my minions, like Loopy
His essays are perfect, OF COURSE, they’re about me!
Encouraging Twitter pervs, desperate for a fling
These are a few of my favorite things
When the grog bites
bleeping Bee MINGS
Ioan’s gone I’M GLAD!!!!
I just simply deny what reality brings
AND THEN I CANT EVER FEEL BAD