Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #148 Malice and the 102 Ailments

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FoxyBadger said:
The First Day of Christmas 🎄

On the first day of Christmas
My true love has left me
For a bogan in a movie!

On the second day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Two paid trolls abs
A squirrel up a tree.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A five grand GoFundMe.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A Cameo for a small fee

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Tone’s waiting for a kidney.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A twitter blue tick for Bee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
The Christmas Card movie.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Piers Morgan unfollowed me.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
The cops are coming for me.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
You can roll me into the sea.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Eleven pints of rosé,
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A panda express takeout for tea.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Twelve lawyers letters,
Eleven pints of rosé,
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Baby Angel on the top of my 🎄 tree.
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Nixlondon said:
Yup - she had her friend with her who could have attended court with her to support her. If you are emotionally well enough to go shopping and engage with paps in the wild you are emotionally ready enough to stand up for your rights in court, after all is she not a 'warrior', ready to fight injustice at every turn (albeit in a slovenly, erratic, inconsistent way while trying to tug her too tight lycra supersuit out of her buttcrack)?
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Thank you 😫I can’t get that vision of her out of my mind now🤪

tilly27 said:
Alice not being emotionally ready to attend court. What the actual duck. She is the aggressor not the victims. How many victims have no choice over when court dates are but they battle terribly in the name of justice.
It's along the same lines of people who don't go to visit family/friends who are in hospital - they say "oh I don't like hospitals"
Or those who don't go to family/friends funeral - they say "oh I just hate funerals"
I mean who does? But they make that effort because they are good people, who can put the desperate need of others before that relatively short amount of time of themselves.
Alice doesn't like confrontation - tell that lady in the car park that, her & many others (more than 10 I'd guess)
Also of note Alice was ok with standing out, front & centre in the Harvey situation.
Bullshit Alice - complete bullshit!
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Thank you @tilly27 for putting into such brilliant words just what was going around in my head 💖
 
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M33L4 said:
D&L really think they’re Ioan’s pr? duck that. How would they be getting him a job?
Still think it’s all too performative to be real. There’s no way they turned on Ioan so quickly and with so much venom to now be anti-Alice. She abused those girls and Ioan and they enabled and encouraged her. duck them.
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I just see the producers and casting director for a show like Liar sitting around a table.

“What about Ioan Gruffudd?

Mmmm I dunno but let’s call Lin and Deb and run it by them.”

🤣
 
Treacletrixter said:
She is deffo laying some ground work with her references to trying to rebuild the children‘s relationship with their dad and blended families. Which does mean something is going on behind the scenes. This could be her trying to save face as she capitulates or it could be to mitigate more evidence about her tit behaviour. I doubt she will keep it up, she already undermines one statement with the next.

I can’t help but picture a scene with Marie and Anne. Marie (looking exhausted and washed out) painfully explains that they have finally gotten Alice to see sense and a deal is in sight. Anne sardonically replying, “speak to Leon, there ain’t going to be a deal. You client is about to embarrass the hell out of you.“
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Live picture of Marie. 😏
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SC_love said:
Does anyone else get end of thread anxiety at this point? I feel I can’t enjoy posts in their fullness as I need the new thread to be started so the conversation can be carried on 🙈😂😫 Help me
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I use to not like going over 1000 posts. Like it got to 1015 and I’m thinking no this isn’t right, it needs to end at 1000. The thought lasted maybe 10 threads and I realised it just doesn’t matter 🤣.
 
It would be pretty funny if Ioan never accepted any apology from them or whatever other tale about their "friendship", and they just say this stuff since they know Ioan has no reason to clarify it as only about 10 people care about this (tho it would change if Alice tweets more about it)

not saying this is happening here (I dont think it is) but it would be doable lol
 
NarcRage said:
Is it just me or is she hinting that Lin/Deb were set up by Ioan from the start to entrap her and their whole "friendship" with Alice was a ploy by him from the outset?

I mean seriously Alice? You're going to have to come up with more believable lies than this.
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Stupid cow, I can tell her how that will go in 2 words:

Hearsay. Inadmissible.

Bonus: pissing off the judge with spurious nonsense.

I don’t know tit about the law, but I still know more than Loopy!

FoxyBadger said:
The First Day of Christmas 🎄

On the first day of Christmas
My true love has left me
For a bogan in a movie!

On the second day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Two paid trolls abs
A squirrel up a tree.

On the third day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A five grand GoFundMe.

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A Cameo for a small fee

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Tone’s waiting for a kidney.

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A twitter blue tick for Bee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
The Christmas Card movie.

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Piers Morgan unfollowed me.

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
The cops are coming for me.

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
You can roll me into the sea.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Eleven pints of rosé,
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
A panda express takeout for tea.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love has left me
Twelve lawyers letters,
Eleven pints of rosé,
Ten flying monkeys,
Nine turds a-tattling,
Eight made up ailments,
Seven cunts a-cunting,
Six Loopy wank tweets,
Five salad creams,
Four restraining orders,
Three glue guns,
Two paid trolls and
Baby Angel on the top of my 🎄 tree.
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Brava/bravo! This deserves ALL the accolades. 👏👏👏👏
 
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