Ioan Gruffudd & Alice Evans #144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.

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the finance stuff is a bit hilarious, since they are still just at the preliminary declaration, neither has filed their final declaration yet, and Alice was nearly a year late with her preliminary declaration. Just as she is filing this finally she starts accusing Ioan of hiding money (she already implied this a week ago I think), it's a pretty pathetic bully boy tactic from her side.

She is insanely lucky that Ioan hasnt defaulted the divorce or put a bunch of RFO for all the things she didnt file on time or that he happily accepted almost all delays she asked for. Or that he has been pretty soft on her in regards to enforcing the Restraining Order. That she and her lover (or shall I call him PickMe?) have then the nerve to say that he is hitting her legally hard is one of the biggest cases of cognitive dissonance I have seen.
 
House of Tea said:
This is the one that makes me cringe IG’s side eye when the interviewer says you look gorgeous. She is determined to pull focus all the time.
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I turn inside out with cringe every single time I see that 😬 bleeping hell Alice nobody cares about your brother! And the ‘hope you make it to 90!’ is unbelievably crass. I’m as anti royal as they come and even I know that publicly speaking about the queen with anything other than solemn deference is guaranteed to lose a chunk of fans, especially for Ioan’s persona type. She interrupts him, talks over him, and gives the interviewer the stink eye constantly. And it’s 2015, what the duck is she wearing? And why has she made her mouth into the joker’s?
 
House of Tea said:
This is another one. This looks like a parody, it isn’t. That cheesy muzak, the bored unresponsive audience. Ioan doing his level best to look interested and professional. Alice upstaging him with her jerky oddness. I haven’t seen this one for a while.
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Haha this is and always has been my absolute favourite… the music as they walk on stage is totally as you say parody music, her intentionally slow speech (as she was probably trying to cover up she was off her tits), and her tit “all actresses are 29 but I need my glasses joke” with tumbleweed thereafter.

Followed with the award recipient knowing before the fact that it was going to be tit and embarrassing so choosing to organise his sock drawer instead of turning up 😂😂😂
 
sh1tsandgiggles said:
Haha this is and always has been my absolute favourite… the music as they walk on stage is totally as you say parody music, her intentionally slow speech (as she was probably trying to cover up she was off her tits), and her tit “all actresses are 29 but I need my glasses joke” with tumbleweed thereafter.

Followed with the award recipient knowing before the fact that it was going to be tit and embarrassing so choosing to organise his sock drawer instead of turning up 😂😂😂
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Its her crab shuffle at the end leaving the stage! Why?! Why can’t she be, well, normal?

ZipSilver said:
I turn inside out with cringe every single time I see that 😬 bleeping hell Alice nobody cares about your brother! And the ‘hope you make it to 90!’ is unbelievably crass. I’m as anti royal as they come and even I know that publicly speaking about the queen with anything other than solemn deference is guaranteed to lose a chunk of fans, especially for Ioan’s persona type. She interrupts him, talks over him, and gives the interviewer the stink eye constantly. And it’s 2015, what the duck is she wearing? And why has she made her mouth into the joker’s?
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Re mouth - Bianca has given her a masterclass in how to do a red lip!
 
House of Tea said:
This is another one. This looks like a parody, it isn’t. That cheesy muzak, the bored unresponsive audience. Ioan doing his level best to look interested and professional. Alice upstaging him with her jerky oddness. I haven’t seen this one for a while.
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Omg! First time seeing this and it’s the worst yet!

She’s smashed/drugged! She’s there to do a job and present an award and couldn’t hold off on the substances until after her bit. The awful unprofessional intro (I struggled to hear whether she said lecturers or actors at first), slurring, misspeaking, you certainly wouldn’t in a billion years imagine she was an actor used to learning lines and speaking in front of groups of people. How humiliating for Ioan to be associated with her. Again it’s all about eyes on Alice, aren’t I funny and kooky, when everyone is cringing. That’s someone’s big moment receiving an award and she couldn’t even pay the respect of doing a decent job of it. duck me I can’t believe Ioan lasted as long as he did. No wonder he lost interest in her sexually, she’s repulsive.
 
ZipSilver said:
Omg! First time seeing this and it’s the worst yet!

She’s smashed/drugged! She’s there to do a job and present an award and couldn’t hold off on the substances until after her bit. The awful unprofessional intro (I struggled to hear whether she said lecturers or actors at first), slurring, misspeaking, you certainly wouldn’t in a billion years imagine she was an actor used to learning lines and speaking in front of groups of people. How humiliating for Ioan to be associated with her. Again it’s all about eyes on Alice, aren’t I funny and kooky, when everyone is cringing. That’s someone’s big moment receiving an award and she couldn’t even pay the respect of doing a decent job of it. duck me I can’t believe Ioan lasted as long as he did. No wonder he lost interest in her sexually, she’s repulsive.
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And the dry clicky mouth thing 🤢
 
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