Ingham Family #324 Chris would be the man who drove 1000 miles without his MOT

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It looked like auroras eye was turning in like Jaces in tonight’s tit show
That happens with babies though!! They can't focus properly, I have had all my babies eyes checked as babies and as toddlers (just to be sure to be sure!!😅) for that reason. Unfortunately with the history with Jace they really do need to get her eyes checked out as a precaution. Not that they would ever be as cautious as me or other caring parents.
 
Here’s lazy telling everyone how they keep there cozy onesies behind the toilet

That is actually really disgusting. So where they ALL piddle and poo, is where they store wearable items of clothing? Could there not be splashes from piddle (thinking of little boys) and crappy smells sticking to fabric, OMGOODNESS......I just can't!!!!!
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Surely an RV that size has an actual toilet, like a built in toilet!? Am I missing something here, like does everything build up in that!? Does he have to trudge it through the RV to empty it!? Do they have to move it out to shower!? SO THEY EVEN SHOWER!? 😭 Does it just sit and fill up with their piss and tit!? I need to know more but also don't know if I do 😂😂

Yes they do have a built in, flushable toilet, which you can empty from the outside, by removing the cartridge which fills with your waste, you also add a fluid to stop it smelling too much, but their one has frozen, surprise, surprise! So it was unusable.
 
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But isn’t that what we’re watching now on this trip Chris? Same tit day after day after day?? Endless clips of you all ‘cosy and chillin’ in the van’ , supermarkets and cooking?? There’s been so little of the actual country that you’re in that nobody actually knows where you are !! You could be in England for all we’ve seen of the outside of that van !!!
 

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But isn’t that what we’re watching now on this trip Chris? Same tit day after day after day?? Endless clips of you all ‘cosy and chillin’ in the van’ , supermarkets and cooking?? There’s been so little of the actual country that you’re in that nobody actually knows where you are !! You could be in England for all we’ve seen of the outside of that van !!!
Absolutely! It's all so samey. One snowy mountain/forest/road/car park looks very much like the next...and the next....and so on. Even the same massively irritating music, over and over. It's just all so repetitive. 😴

I love winter time and snowy vistas. I even love the idea of a vanlife roadtrip through Scandinavia (a well-prepared one though and without young kids), but even though I'd love to visit some of those places myself, I'm not really gaining anything from this dull and monotonous shitshow roadshow except a lesson in how NOT to do it!

It's uninspiring travelling by numbers, going from stop to stop without any interesting flourishes. They're not immersed in the culture or looking into the incredible history, folklore, customs etc. The miles are not paying off (in any respect) and it's just a big old wasted opportunity.

It wouldn't be quite as bad if there was something a bit quirky about them and they had interesting stories to share, or if they were showing their viewers something different to last time but nah. Other travel vloggers are doing it all a million times better, so there's really very little reason to tune in to their vlogs unless to 'hate-watch'.
 
Chris thinks he knows best, everything he does and says is automatically interesting and right. He's also sexy and handsome and incredibly famous.
Poor deluded soul, just carry on destroying what little you have because it's not you who will be stuck with all those feral kids is it? You'll be the lonely old gobshite at the bar everyone avoids.
 
But isn’t that what we’re watching now on this trip Chris? Same tit day after day after day?? Endless clips of you all ‘cosy and chillin’ in the van’ , supermarkets and cooking?? There’s been so little of the actual country that you’re in that nobody actually knows where you are !! You could be in England for all we’ve seen of the outside of that van !!!
Someone’s not happy that view are dropping as fast as they are 🤣 The fact he’s posted these two up after that one show how raged he probably is! Still hasn’t changed the settings to English on the weather station either.

Sadly, the viewers he’s referring to in that comment are actual iFam who make those comments trip after trip. I hope they see that insta post and actually do switch off just to damage his views further. I can’t even hate watch some days now because it’s the same thing over and over again.I expect what’s coming up will be the same places they visited last year as well! It might be fun for the girls but it won’t be so much for the 3 smaller ones. Skin damage will be the lasting memory for them at this rate.
 

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It is beautiful but Mother Nature does all of the hard work. All he has to do is send his drone up and transfer the shots to YouTube. He has no skills, he just has a powerful drone, but he doesn't want anyone to realise that.

I truly believe he thinks he has a talent for this when anyone could do it with the right equipment.
I agree.

It's also hilarious to see the jarring juxtaposition, when the more cinematic drone footage cuts to the distinctly pedestrian footage of real vanlife, behind the facade, with Sarah bellowing down the van or burping as she launches into an update on the frozen toilet, moaning about poor light, camera lag and the price of chicken.

The drone footage is very flattering and forgiving, like you say, and Creepy can't really take much credit for the gift of a dramatic landscape. If he was even a half-decent videographer, the rest of the vlogs wouldn't be such a stark contrast, in terms of quality and style.

He's probably picked up a few tips over the years but for someone who's been doing this as long as he has, his vlogs really should be a lot better than they are. His approach is basic and clunky - chuck some big sounds over it, give it a few "pow pow pow stutters" for dramatic effect (technical term! 🤣) and call it job done! 😂
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I’ve been absent from Tattle for 18 months but still catch up with things from time to time.
That's so spooky - I actually thought about you yesterday and wondered how you were as I hadn't seen you here in ages. Hope you're ok x
 
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It is beautiful but Mother Nature does all of the hard work. All he has to do is send his drone up and transfer the shots to YouTube. He has no skills, he just has a powerful drone, but he doesn't want anyone to realise that.

I truly believe he thinks he has a talent for this when anyone could do it with the right equipment.
He does indeed have a powerful drone. An extremely powerful drone. Her name is Sarah .
 
Really enjoying these travel vlogs. It’s really refreshing to see children getting out of the oppressive educational setting to experience nature at its best. I’ve heard more about mila and jace being on the iPad than I have anything else,
Actually that’s not true, they do update what they’ve previously bought on Amazon for the trip quite a lot. And what they did on the last trip, while this time sitting in the van doing duck all.

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They’re really experiencing the culture and local delicacies, the mega epic 85 inch pizza looked amazing.
As did the much raved about chicken sandwich and cheesy pasta.

and buying such unique products like a portable toilet, you’d never get that in the U.K.
 
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