SNOW STORM IN A SWEDISH FROZEN FOREST
Drone. Lazy screeches at Aurora. She knows how annoying she is.
tit joke about penguins. Jace looks like he’s eaten about three of them. The best thing about van life is not knowing where you are until the morning. There’s a massive fjord. Creepstopher tells her it’s a lake. In the distance is the hugest mountains with the thickest snow on top.
Driving. Lazy has her feet on the dashboard.
She’ll be the bain of an orthopaedic surgeon’s life if Creepstopher crashes. All she cares about is her flask of tea.
Entering Sweden. Lazy feeds Aurora. Aurora pushes Lazy’s top up so we get a good shot of the boob. There’s ice all over the top of Creepstopher’s window. People on Lazy’s Facebook group are weaning their October born babies. One of the women has been letting her child taste food since he was 1 1/2 months old. Isla says Aurora can taste cake on her birthday in a few weeks. Lazy saw a massive moose on the road but thought it was a horse. That’s three “meese” she’s seen.
If you recognise where Creepstopher is you’re a genius or G for watching their videos. They’re in the middle of a forest they squatted at last year. It’s a profound stop. He shows us where the animal tracks were. At 2am he stepped outside the van and saw the Aurora.
Why didn't the wolves take the free snack? It was too late to wake people up. They wanted to recreate the footage of the van pulling into the parking spot.
Drone. Driving. Creepstopher sits on the sofa with his fleece and snood on. Aurora is wrapped in a blanket in his arms. He’s on his laptop watching PornHub or something. There’s a bottle of cleaning spray laying next to him. The Inghams have stopped for the night. Esmé and Isla also seem to be wrapped up. The white noise machine is on to keep Aurora asleep. Mila is on the Kindle. Lazy reiterates that Jace very kindly let her borrow it.
Why does she need to keep telling us that? Is he normally a brat who doesn’t share? Isabelle and Jace are on Instagram. It’s not always loud, sometimes it’s cosy vibes.
They’ve put up a duvet to block off the front of the van as it gets cold in the front cabin. They might need to start using the thermal window things. Dinner is chorizo, cheese and onion omelettes in baguettes. Lazy asks Creepstopher how to say ‘chorizo’.
Staged Jace and Mila hug. Is looks like he’s crushing her and she doesn’t want it. They’re playing princesses.
Lazy coos at Aurora. She could eat her. Isla looks sad. Someone has told Lazy you’re not meant to use retinol on your face when breastfeeding. She googles to double check. It’s due to lack of studies. Lazy tells everyone she loves them so much. Isla has found the cutest thing; a mini vinyl for her future car. Singing. Lazy seems to think she’s on track to win the next series of The Voice. Mila has found a dummy.
Creepstopher teases Aurora with a can of coke. They weaned Isabelle at 4 months with baby food jars. Jace was baby led weaned at 6 months. Esmè and Isla were weaned at 5 1/2 months. It’s not recommended to wean a baby until 6 months now as studies show a baby’s digestive system isn’t yet developed.
Lazy screeches at Aurora to take the dummy out of her mouth. The only dummies Aurora likes are Tommee Tippee ultra light. Lazy got some regular ones and put them in the cupboard just in case. Isabelle and Mila never needed dummies. Jace has a dummy at 6-9 months. Isla was the same. Esmé and Isla took them straight away. Creepstopher does an impression of Isabelle growling to soothe herself back to sleep when she was a baby. They have boss fun tomorrow.
End of vlog
Oh how the lies come so easily
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