Ingham Family #324 Chris would be the man who drove 1000 miles without his MOT

[Malcolm Conkers]

He’s exactly like Chris, I don’t care what anyone says. Both delusional, full of ego, and weirdly years behind in fashion and music. I even think they have the same face but Dave’s is less fat (I assume, no one seems to have seen him in years)

Controversial perhaps, but he could be an even more of a cringey whopper than his brother, but without getting caught trying to encourage children into sexual activity. The fashion/music thing baffles me - my best theory involves aliens. I’d love to hear from someone who went to school with them.

 

[yellowhello]

Controversial perhaps, but he could be an even more of a cringey whopper than his brother, but without getting caught trying to encourage children into sexual activity. The fashion/music thing baffles me - my best theory involves aliens. I’d love to hear from someone who went to school with them.

It’s really bizarre isn’t it! Like they’ve been locked away and just told about the world but not actually lived it so everything about them is a bit weird and off when it comes to music, fashion, their lingo. Definitely could be aliens!
Sad that the kids are all going to be the same, but in their case because they’ve been isolated.

I would agree that Dave is probably even more cringe, I also think he may have some skeletons in the closet because he certainly turned a blind eye if Chris perv ing on young ‘fans’ at the myforever gigs. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dave was perving too

 

[Sayitso]

Here’s lazy telling everyone how they keep there cozy onesies behind the toilet

So the toilets placed in the shower? Where do they put it when they shower ….. ok we know they don’t shower, if they did shower where would you get dry and dressed ?

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

It’s really bizarre isn’t it! Like they’ve been locked away and just told about the world but not actually lived it so everything about them is a bit weird and off when it comes to music, fashion, their lingo. Definitely could be aliens!
Sad that the kids are all going to be the same, but in their case because they’ve been isolated.

I would agree that Dave is probably even more cringe, I also think he may have some skeletons in the closet because he certainly turned a blind eye if Chris perv ing on young ‘fans’ at the myforever gigs. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dave was perving too

Exactly this - like androids who had to create entire human characters, but all they’ve got to go on are three old copies of Jackie, the movie Twister, a pair of roller skates, and Roxette’s 30(?) Greatest Hits.

 

[becca7721]

So last summer they recreated The Great Spud Adventure. Now they’re recreating “discovering pregnancy number 6”.

Their lives are sooooooooooo exciting...

 

[dykeKurdtgroupie]

Speaking of Jace being the next Chris, I’m surprised they didn’t go for Christopher Junior as the name or something. That poor boy will grow up to speak even worse than his dad does, what with his speech impediment and everything

 

[GeordieGossipGirl]

Surely an RV that size has an actual toilet, like a built in toilet!? Am I missing something here, like does everything build up in that!? Does he have to trudge it through the RV to empty it!? Do they have to move it out to shower!? SO THEY EVEN SHOWER!? Does it just sit and fill up with their piss and tit!? I need to know more but also don't know if I do

 

[Joris Bobson]

Surely an RV that size has an actual toilet, like a built in toilet!? Am I missing something here, like does everything build up in that!? Does he have to trudge it through the RV to empty it!? Do they have to move it out to shower!? SO THEY EVEN SHOWER!? Does it just sit and fill up with their piss and tit!? I need to know more but also don't know if I do

Looks like a bottle of piss next to the “cute toilet”

 

[nattis]

Surely an RV that size has an actual toilet, like a built in toilet!? Am I missing something here, like does everything build up in that!? Does he have to trudge it through the RV to empty it!? Do they have to move it out to shower!? SO THEY EVEN SHOWER!? Does it just sit and fill up with their piss and tit!? I need to know more but also don't know if I do

It is to cold for the built in to work.
It is pretty easy to empty but a work out to get out of small spaces. I was happy when we got a caravan with it’s own door to take out and empty the porta potti.

 

[mags]

Looks like a bottle of piss next to the “cute toilet”

Do you mean this one? Not a great picture but does anyone recognise the brand labelling on the bottle, to know what the contents should usually look like?

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

Do you mean this one? Not a great picture but does anyone recognise the brand labelling on the bottle, to know what the contents should usually look like?

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That is 100% a bottle of piss, how depraved can you get. Wtf Sarah, Chris unhinged, cop yourself on and get yourself and your children out of there!!

 

[mags]

That is 100% a bottle of piss, how depraved can you get. Wtf Sarah, Chris unhinged, cop yourself on and get yourself and your children out of there!!

It does look like it and I wouldn't put it past them.

 

[nattis]

Do you mean this one? Not a great picture but does anyone recognise the brand labelling on the bottle, to know what the contents should usually look like?

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Mozell?? No that is pretty good soda. Often used for welcome drinks for those who drives after a party instead of champagne.

THe pink one I am not sure what kind it is but it is some kind of cheap soda.

 

[Sadie0801]

Do you mean this one? Not a great picture but does anyone recognise the brand labelling on the bottle, to know what the contents should usually look like?

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Either it's a bottle of piss, or it's juice, that they are consuming, sitting in the "splash zone" of the toilet. Both these options are

 

[mags]

Mozell?? No that is pretty good soda. Often used for welcome drinks for those who drives after a party instead of champagne.

Like a non-alcoholic sparkling white wine? So it's usually that colour then?

 

[IdeletedbutI'mbackagain]

Like a non-alcohic sparkling white wine? So it's usually that colour then?

Yes, I googled it, it is indeed piss coloured

 

[mags]

Yes, I googled it, it is indeed piss coloured

I hope it really is piss then and Creepy takes a swig, either forgetting or not realising that it's been re-filled! He clearly wants to be like Bear Grylls so let him have it

 

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SNOW STORM IN A SWEDISH FROZEN FOREST

 

[yazoo21]

Do you mean this one? Not a great picture but does anyone recognise the brand labelling on the bottle, to know what the contents should usually look like?

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No way that is absolutely atrocious

 

[Sadie0801]

I've decided it can't be urine in the bottle. None of them would have pee that clear and healthy. They seem to ration their liquids, so they'll all be too dehydrated to be producing that