Ingham Family #324 Chris would be the man who drove 1000 miles without his MOT

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If you are in artic conditions in a massive motorhome- that only you have a licence to drive, with 4 young children and 2 other adults- both who don't have a licence to drive the massive motorhome (Izzy doesn't have a licence at all)
Why the duck would you go sliding and skidding Across ice, in the dark in the middle of below freezing temperatures, at night?
It would take one extra slippy part of the ice, or an overinflated ego thinking you have 'skills' for the real possibility of you slipping and breaking Your arm, collarbone or even slipping a disc in your back, to happen... anyone of those injuries would deem it impossible for you to continue driving the vehicle that only you can drive, in the middle of a very dangerous climate.
'Dumb ways to die' I believe was based on Chris Ingham, but what makes it worse is he could also end up killing children with him too.
 
If you are in artic conditions in a massive motorhome- that only you have a licence to drive, with 4 young children and 2 other adults- both who don't have a licence to drive the massive motorhome (Izzy doesn't have a licence at all)
Why the duck would you go sliding and skidding Across ice, in the dark in the middle of below freezing temperatures, at night?
It would take one extra slippy part of the ice, or an overinflated ego thinking you have 'skills' for the real possibility of you slipping and breaking Your arm, collarbone or even slipping a disc in your back, to happen... anyone of those injuries would deem it impossible for you to continue driving the vehicle that only you can drive, in the middle of a very dangerous climate.
'Dumb ways to die' I believe was based on Chris Ingham, but what makes it worse is he could also end up killing children with him too.
Nothing will happen it never does they will bore us all with this trip then bog off home as usual
 
MUM & DAD CAUGHT TOGETHER IN A WOMENS TOILET.. 💀😬 | WINTER VAN LIFE IN NORWAY

Love's middle aged young dream, Lazy and Creepstopher start the vlog. The sexy young thing yells at the camera and then pouts with his pen. The shower room has taken on a new dimension. It’s used as storage for bedding when not being used. The blankets now live on the back bed as the bathroom is now toilet 2.0. They bought a new one. Lazy found a bucket with a lid and it would be fine if it were just her Creepstopher and the little three. However they have teens so bought a toilet. The onesies are stored behind the toilet. They bought a washing line and have done all of their laundry. They bought bubbles from the toilet shop to see if they freeze in the snow. They’re heading towards a reminiscence.

Mila is playing on Jace’s kindle. Lazy tells her she has to share with Jace. He tells him he’s the kindest, most patient boy in the whole world. Jace has ‘tattoos’ drawn with pen. He and Creepstopher are the cool dudes.

Driving. Throwback to last year’s tit show. Creepstopher gets out of the bus and rambles on. The bus is dirty but there hasn’t been one wet road. Lazy and Creepstopher head into the toilet block. It’s totally different to how Creepstopher remembers it. They found out Lazy was knocked up on 9th February 2023. Throwback to the snog. Lazy is getting her hair cut in a long bob when she gets home. More waffling. Creepstopher wonders how they were there 3 days shy of a year ago today and now a year later they’re back with a four month old when pregnancy takes 9 months. Lazy says gestation is technically not 9 months. Maybe Aurora is a reptilian. Magical. Surreal. Special. Normal people take pregnancy tests in their bathroom. It’s snowing outside but not a blizzard. They worked out that Isla was the weak link and always needed the toilet so they sent her to the toilet with the girls when they needed to argue talk alone.

The next stop was monumental. Creepstopher has never shown what Esmé painted him for Christmas. Toilet flush. Lazy and Creepstopher run into the other cubicle and hide. He starts wheezing like an old kettle. Whispering. Lazy wants to die of embarrassment. She whacks Creepstopher on the moob. They try to sneak out but there’s a man in the other cubicle now.

Lazy and Creepstopher waddle back to the bus. The man went into the toilet block for a shower. The girls are going to recreate a TikTok from last year. Driving.

Drone. Screeching. Aurora crying. They didn’t realise the Nord-Norge monument was a “symbolation” of the Northern Lights. Esmé painted it for Creepstopher at Christmas. They’ll recreate the pictures. Screeching at Aurora about how she was in Lazy’s tummy last year. You’d think she’s deaf the way she’s shouted at every five minutes.

Driving. Shots of the bus. Creepstopher experiments with dinner. They’re hiding from the scary blizzard outside. They were going to drive three hours and get deep into Sweden tonight but didn't. They’re alone on a mountain pass, which is cool. Tonight is Shrove Tuesday so Lazy is whipping up a storm in a bit. Creepstopher is making garlic chorizo, turkey and cheese toasties to fill out before eating the dusty pancakes. He doesn’t have a big sweet tooth and neither does Isabelle.

Mila is on the kindle. Lazy tries to get her attention. She’s playing CBeebies. Jace gave her permission to use it after he was on it for most of the drive. Dinner was divine. Aurora fell asleep on Lazy so Creepstopher had to make dinner. It was the best toastie she’s eaten in her life. Mila wants white chocolate pancakes with cream and strawberries.

Pancake mixture is lumpy but they don’t have a whisk. Jace wants purple pancakes. Isla is scared to do the food colouring. Pancakes and toppings.

Creepstopher runs and skids on the ice. Esmé joins in. Where the nearest hospital again? What’s Norway’s emergency number? Do the Inghams have travel insurance? Creepstopher trips over the camera. Clapping like a toddler with a “yeeee boy”.

The car park is a massive sheet of black ice. The blizzard stopped for half an hour but has picked up again. They’re totally alone. This is the part of the adventure that gets very very exciting. They were hoping to cross into Sweden tonight and get a park up they got last time in the middle of a forest. There were animal prints around the van last year, including wolves. Wolves hibernate at this time of year.

The girls have no idea of the surprises ahead over the next few days. Then it’s time to head to the Arctic Circle. Then the trip takes a dramatic turn and Creepstopher is most excited about it. It’s due to drop to -17° between 6-9am.

End of vlog

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MUM & DAD CAUGHT TOGETHER IN A WOMENS TOILET.. 💀😬 | WINTER VAN LIFE IN NORWAY

Love's middle aged young dream, Lazy and Creepstopher start the vlog. The sexy young thing yells at the camera and then pouts with his pen. The shower room has taken on a new dimension. It’s used as storage for bedding when not being used. The blankets now live on the back bed as the bathroom is now toilet 2.0. They bought a new one. Lazy found a bucket with a lid and it would be fine if it were just her Creepstopher and the little three. However they have teens so bought a toilet. The onesies are stored behind the toilet. They bought a washing line and have done all of their laundry. They bought bubbles from the toilet shop to see if they freeze in the snow. They’re heading towards a reminiscence.

Mila is playing on Jace’s kindle. Lazy tells her she has to share with Jace. He tells him he’s the kindest, most patient boy in the whole world. Jace has ‘tattoos’ drawn with pen. He and Creepstopher are the cool dudes.

Driving. Throwback to last year’s tit show. Creepstopher gets out of the bus and rambles on. The bus is dirty but there hasn’t been one wet road. Lazy and Creepstopher head into the toilet block. It’s totally different to how Creepstopher remembers it. They found out Lazy was knocked up on 9th February 2023. Throwback to the snog. Lazy is getting her hair cut in a long bob when she gets home. More waffling. Creepstopher wonders how they were there 3 days shy of a year ago today and now a year later they’re back with a four month old when pregnancy takes 9 months. Lazy says gestation is technically not 9 months. Maybe Aurora is a reptilian. Magical. Surreal. Special. Normal people take pregnancy tests in their bathroom. It’s snowing outside but not a blizzard. They worked out that Isla was the weak link and always needed the toilet so they sent her to the toilet with the girls when they needed to argue talk alone.

The next stop was monumental. Creepstopher has never shown what Esmé painted him for Christmas. Toilet flush. Lazy and Creepstopher run into the other cubicle and hide. He starts wheezing like an old kettle. Whispering. Lazy wants to die of embarrassment. She whacks Creepstopher on the moob. They try to sneak out but there’s a man in the other cubicle now.

Lazy and Creepstopher waddle back to the bus. The man went into the toilet block for a shower. The girls are going to recreate a TikTok from last year. Driving.

Drone. Screeching. Aurora crying. They didn’t realise the Nord-Norge monument was a “symbolation” of the Northern Lights. Esmé painted it for Creepstopher at Christmas. They’ll recreate the pictures. Screeching at Aurora about how she was in Lazy’s tummy last year. You’d think she’s deaf the way she’s shouted at every five minutes.

Driving. Shots of the bus. Creepstopher experiments with dinner. They’re hiding from the scary blizzard outside. They were going to drive three hours and get deep into Sweden tonight but didn't. They’re alone on a mountain pass, which is cool. Tonight is Shrove Tuesday so Lazy is whipping up a storm in a bit. Creepstopher is making garlic chorizo, turkey and cheese toasties to fill out before eating the dusty pancakes. He doesn’t have a big sweet tooth and neither does Isabelle.

Mila is on the kindle. Lazy tries to get her attention. She’s playing CBeebies. Jace gave her permission to use it after he was on it for most of the drive. Dinner was divine. Aurora fell asleep on Lazy so Creepstopher had to make dinner. It was the best toastie she’s eaten in her life. Mila wants white chocolate pancakes with cream and strawberries.

Pancake mixture is lumpy but they don’t have a whisk. Jace wants purple pancakes. Isla is scared to do the food colouring. Pancakes and toppings.

Creepstopher runs and skids on the ice. Esmé joins in. Where the nearest hospital again? What’s Norway’s emergency number? Do the Inghams have travel insurance? Creepstopher trips over the camera. Clapping like a toddler with a “yeeee boy”.

The car park is a massive sheet of black ice. The blizzard stopped for half an hour but has picked up again. They’re totally alone. This is the part of the adventure that gets very very exciting. They were hoping to cross into Sweden tonight and get a park up they got last time in the middle of a forest. There were animal prints around the van last year, including wolves. Wolves hibernate at this time of year.

The girls have no idea of the surprises ahead over the next few days. Then it’s time to head to the Arctic Circle. Then the trip takes a dramatic turn and Creepstopher is most excited about it. It’s due to drop to -17° between 6-9am.

End of vlog

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Oh no why did I read this. My birthday will now be known as the day Creepy anf Lazy found out they were expecting moneybag nr 6🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
Really catering to the perves with their vlog title. Such a weird voyeuristic little prick of a man. He looks like the kind of man that's always ready to whip out his stinky shrivelled up dick and expose it to passers by. 🤢🤢🤢🤢
We call it his walnut whip....
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MUM & DAD CAUGHT TOGETHER IN A WOMENS TOILET.. 💀😬 | WINTER VAN LIFE IN NORWAY

Love's middle aged young dream, Lazy and Creepstopher start the vlog. The sexy young thing yells at the camera and then pouts with his pen. The shower room has taken on a new dimension. It’s used as storage for bedding when not being used. The blankets now live on the back bed as the bathroom is now toilet 2.0. They bought a new one. Lazy found a bucket with a lid and it would be fine if it were just her Creepstopher and the little three. However they have teens so bought a toilet. The onesies are stored behind the toilet. They bought a washing line and have done all of their laundry. They bought bubbles from the toilet shop to see if they freeze in the snow. They’re heading towards a reminiscence.

Mila is playing on Jace’s kindle. Lazy tells her she has to share with Jace. He tells him he’s the kindest, most patient boy in the whole world. Jace has ‘tattoos’ drawn with pen. He and Creepstopher are the cool dudes.

Driving. Throwback to last year’s tit show. Creepstopher gets out of the bus and rambles on. The bus is dirty but there hasn’t been one wet road. Lazy and Creepstopher head into the toilet block. It’s totally different to how Creepstopher remembers it. They found out Lazy was knocked up on 9th February 2023. Throwback to the snog. Lazy is getting her hair cut in a long bob when she gets home. More waffling. Creepstopher wonders how they were there 3 days shy of a year ago today and now a year later they’re back with a four month old when pregnancy takes 9 months. Lazy says gestation is technically not 9 months. Maybe Aurora is a reptilian. Magical. Surreal. Special. Normal people take pregnancy tests in their bathroom. It’s snowing outside but not a blizzard. They worked out that Isla was the weak link and always needed the toilet so they sent her to the toilet with the girls when they needed to argue talk alone.

The next stop was monumental. Creepstopher has never shown what Esmé painted him for Christmas. Toilet flush. Lazy and Creepstopher run into the other cubicle and hide. He starts wheezing like an old kettle. Whispering. Lazy wants to die of embarrassment. She whacks Creepstopher on the moob. They try to sneak out but there’s a man in the other cubicle now.

Lazy and Creepstopher waddle back to the bus. The man went into the toilet block for a shower. The girls are going to recreate a TikTok from last year. Driving.

Drone. Screeching. Aurora crying. They didn’t realise the Nord-Norge monument was a “symbolation” of the Northern Lights. Esmé painted it for Creepstopher at Christmas. They’ll recreate the pictures. Screeching at Aurora about how she was in Lazy’s tummy last year. You’d think she’s deaf the way she’s shouted at every five minutes.

Driving. Shots of the bus. Creepstopher experiments with dinner. They’re hiding from the scary blizzard outside. They were going to drive three hours and get deep into Sweden tonight but didn't. They’re alone on a mountain pass, which is cool. Tonight is Shrove Tuesday so Lazy is whipping up a storm in a bit. Creepstopher is making garlic chorizo, turkey and cheese toasties to fill out before eating the dusty pancakes. He doesn’t have a big sweet tooth and neither does Isabelle.

Mila is on the kindle. Lazy tries to get her attention. She’s playing CBeebies. Jace gave her permission to use it after he was on it for most of the drive. Dinner was divine. Aurora fell asleep on Lazy so Creepstopher had to make dinner. It was the best toastie she’s eaten in her life. Mila wants white chocolate pancakes with cream and strawberries.

Pancake mixture is lumpy but they don’t have a whisk. Jace wants purple pancakes. Isla is scared to do the food colouring. Pancakes and toppings.

Creepstopher runs and skids on the ice. Esmé joins in. Where the nearest hospital again? What’s Norway’s emergency number? Do the Inghams have travel insurance? Creepstopher trips over the camera. Clapping like a toddler with a “yeeee boy”.

The car park is a massive sheet of black ice. The blizzard stopped for half an hour but has picked up again. They’re totally alone. This is the part of the adventure that gets very very exciting. They were hoping to cross into Sweden tonight and get a park up they got last time in the middle of a forest. There were animal prints around the van last year, including wolves. Wolves hibernate at this time of year.

The girls have no idea of the surprises ahead over the next few days. Then it’s time to head to the Arctic Circle. Then the trip takes a dramatic turn and Creepstopher is most excited about it. It’s due to drop to -17° between 6-9am.

End of vlog

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Good God that has to be thier most deluded desperate vlog yet. Those two really have lost the plot.
What will we say when they miss a few vlogs and found all frozen in a ravine? I just don't understand thier agenda.😪
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Definitely one of the children flushing the toilet tonight! Also did anyone else notice the bottles in the toilet room, looked like actual urine inside 🤮 bloody tramps regardless! They need to go home and get those children into a proper routine and back into school etc! They all looked bored stiff!
Oh God, I bet the poor girls are now masters of the " she wee" product!! Wow what a skill to have if so.
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It’s all making sense now, creepy has a fetish for shagging in toilets! That’s why he travels so much and that’s why toilet blocks feature so much in the vlogs
Well it goes with his water fetish too
 
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Toilet scene was set up completely. Either someone had drastic issues and they would of heard them but its very clear which ingham it was had a cue and that was when Esme christmas present is mentioned flush... itvwas timinv and the cue was clear. Did Esme really paint chris a picture for christmas? Surely that would of been shown. Not bluring number plate shows very clearly they are up to something or they gave up knowing it was well known anyway after mot drama. These 2 are vile and this trip has completely shown that. Sarah why when you shouted were you going to shout jace then you quickly shouted isla. Jace your faveourite clearly. Shame you record your kids for clips and not natural moments. Your poor kids .
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So Sarah did a very narcassistic video with black eye painted on her in thumb nail claiming to be victim of violence etc something i never bought from her but even her husband the grease ball gnome has cheated on her multiple times ... sarah photos prove it, in toilets too haha , dating sites and we all know about ibis ... why cant men respect you and why us ir you always look the victim...even your wedding was was postponed by a few years...so creeps isnt the perfect husband and dad you make out. Hes just happy you popping out unwanted children for your clips and money ... oh dear sarah your life is definatly not one to be jealous of. Even your grand house has many faults ...
 
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MUM & DAD CAUGHT TOGETHER IN A WOMENS TOILET.. 💀😬 | WINTER VAN LIFE IN NORWAY

Love's middle aged young dream, Lazy and Creepstopher start the vlog. The sexy young thing yells at the camera and then pouts with his pen. The shower room has taken on a new dimension. It’s used as storage for bedding when not being used. The blankets now live on the back bed as the bathroom is now toilet 2.0. They bought a new one. Lazy found a bucket with a lid and it would be fine if it were just her Creepstopher and the little three. However they have teens so bought a toilet. The onesies are stored behind the toilet. They bought a washing line and have done all of their laundry. They bought bubbles from the toilet shop to see if they freeze in the snow. They’re heading towards a reminiscence.

Mila is playing on Jace’s kindle. Lazy tells her she has to share with Jace. He tells him he’s the kindest, most patient boy in the whole world. Jace has ‘tattoos’ drawn with pen. He and Creepstopher are the cool dudes.

Driving. Throwback to last year’s tit show. Creepstopher gets out of the bus and rambles on. The bus is dirty but there hasn’t been one wet road. Lazy and Creepstopher head into the toilet block. It’s totally different to how Creepstopher remembers it. They found out Lazy was knocked up on 9th February 2023. Throwback to the snog. Lazy is getting her hair cut in a long bob when she gets home. More waffling. Creepstopher wonders how they were there 3 days shy of a year ago today and now a year later they’re back with a four month old when pregnancy takes 9 months. Lazy says gestation is technically not 9 months. Maybe Aurora is a reptilian. Magical. Surreal. Special. Normal people take pregnancy tests in their bathroom. It’s snowing outside but not a blizzard. They worked out that Isla was the weak link and always needed the toilet so they sent her to the toilet with the girls when they needed to argue talk alone.

The next stop was monumental. Creepstopher has never shown what Esmé painted him for Christmas. Toilet flush. Lazy and Creepstopher run into the other cubicle and hide. He starts wheezing like an old kettle. Whispering. Lazy wants to die of embarrassment. She whacks Creepstopher on the moob. They try to sneak out but there’s a man in the other cubicle now.

Lazy and Creepstopher waddle back to the bus. The man went into the toilet block for a shower. The girls are going to recreate a TikTok from last year. Driving.

Drone. Screeching. Aurora crying. They didn’t realise the Nord-Norge monument was a “symbolation” of the Northern Lights. Esmé painted it for Creepstopher at Christmas. They’ll recreate the pictures. Screeching at Aurora about how she was in Lazy’s tummy last year. You’d think she’s deaf the way she’s shouted at every five minutes.

Driving. Shots of the bus. Creepstopher experiments with dinner. They’re hiding from the scary blizzard outside. They were going to drive three hours and get deep into Sweden tonight but didn't. They’re alone on a mountain pass, which is cool. Tonight is Shrove Tuesday so Lazy is whipping up a storm in a bit. Creepstopher is making garlic chorizo, turkey and cheese toasties to fill out before eating the dusty pancakes. He doesn’t have a big sweet tooth and neither does Isabelle.

Mila is on the kindle. Lazy tries to get her attention. She’s playing CBeebies. Jace gave her permission to use it after he was on it for most of the drive. Dinner was divine. Aurora fell asleep on Lazy so Creepstopher had to make dinner. It was the best toastie she’s eaten in her life. Mila wants white chocolate pancakes with cream and strawberries.

Pancake mixture is lumpy but they don’t have a whisk. Jace wants purple pancakes. Isla is scared to do the food colouring. Pancakes and toppings.

Creepstopher runs and skids on the ice. Esmé joins in. Where the nearest hospital again? What’s Norway’s emergency number? Do the Inghams have travel insurance? Creepstopher trips over the camera. Clapping like a toddler with a “yeeee boy”.

The car park is a massive sheet of black ice. The blizzard stopped for half an hour but has picked up again. They’re totally alone. This is the part of the adventure that gets very very exciting. They were hoping to cross into Sweden tonight and get a park up they got last time in the middle of a forest. There were animal prints around the van last year, including wolves. Wolves hibernate at this time of year.

The girls have no idea of the surprises ahead over the next few days. Then it’s time to head to the Arctic Circle. Then the trip takes a dramatic turn and Creepstopher is most excited about it. It’s due to drop to -17° between 6-9am.

End of vlog

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Wolves hibernate 👀 er I don’t think soooooo
 
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